happy jesus resurrection day

[Waru]

is that a curse or a cry for help

a cry from the voiceless. the people.

jesus loving christ can you not use the lords name in vain

jesus was an aRAB

[Ad Bot]

[Lego lad]

i got candy :^)

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

jesus loving christ can you not use the lords name in vain

jesus christ

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

I don't get what this stupid looking skeleton has to do with this topic.

there's a thread for this kind of cringe you know
keep it there

you guys are literally going apestuff over a single picture??

[Lord Tony®]

No. When Jesus died, he triumphed over death, and thus Satan. We are dead in our sin, and through the resurrection we have been offered a path to be made alive once more. Jesus death paid for our sins. Him rising again doesn't change that.

Modern medical science, just as good.

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

But wait, if someone is an atheist, then the Easter Bunny is God's substitute?

[Becquerel]

Happy zombie jesus day guys!
Jesus is our homie
even in death
we ride with him
we ride on the wide open roads on heavens pristine gold asphalt streets
we roll together
and when the time comes and we run out of gas in our life
we see jesus and we hang out in gods crib for eternity and forever
peace be upon to the big J.C.

Praise Jesus, and let the angels take us to Paradise City!

[Lego lad]

But wait, if someone is an atheist, then the Easter Bunny is God's substitute?

no thats santa

[The GI of MA]

no thats santa

so then god delivers the presents too???

[Mr Queeba]

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/03/27/annual-easter-egg-hunt-ends-after-adults-cause-mayhem/82322972/
Of course, parents had to ruin a large egg hunt by stealing eggs and attacking kids. Wow.

[XR-7]

It's funny seeing Tony get butthurt over something he doesn't even believe is real.

[Lego lad]

so then god delivers the presents too???

ya but if you are bad instead of coal you get a plague

[XR-7]

ya but if you are bad instead of coal you get a plague

HELP!! THE FROGS ARE EVERYWHERE!!

[Nizza Deutchsen Man]

My cousin who lives in Japan teaching english came back home for 3 days, and for some reason at my age im still doing easter-egg hunts

he legitimately threw small plastic eggs with 2 quarters in each, there was probably 20 of them, on my uncles roof (had to access by climbing stuff),
the bottom of his pool, and 10 feet or so high up in trees, aswell putting two of them in my aunt's car (his mother) by popping the hood open and puting them ontop of the engine

[Rigel]

Of course you don't get it.

aand I've gotta get this again...



Damn, it seems like some undertale trash is really... trashy.