I loveually identify as a Zodiac Killer. Ever since I was a young lad, I dreamed about slicing into the flesh of the innocent, and sending encrypted messages to the police departments of Northern California. People tell me that I'm loving stupid and that it's impossible, but I don't care. It's my destiny. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon carve the Zodiac sign into the back of my head and install knives into my fingers and glasses onto my face permanently. I want everyone to call me "Zodiac" from now on, and respect my right to come into your home and murder you and make a mess of your body, and if you don't, you are a Zodiaphobe and need to check your murder privilege. Thank you for being so understanding
