When he first woke up, he realized
He had stubble on his chin and visor-covered eyes
He could ban the posts, make you disappear and die
He was way more unique than the other guys
It was then that he knew what he had to do
Stop all the stuffposts that were comin' through
He's here to ban them for me and you!
He's gonna ban them all cause he's Baddy Phantom.