I loveually identify as John Oliver. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of telling backwards conservatives the CURRENT YEAR. People say to me that a person stating the CURRENT YEAR is impossible and I’m a loving liberal cuck but I mean come on, it’s CURRENT YEAR. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a calendar on my body so I always know the CURRENT YEAR. From now on I want you guys to call me “J-O” and respect my right to state the CURRENT YEAR. If you can’t accept me, I mean, come on… it’s CURRENT YEAR. Thank you for being so understanding. After all, it’s CURRENT YEAR.
