ahead is a big bully

[True Johnny]

IT'S OVER
THE brotherS OPEN FIRED AND THE BOMB DETONATED

HIPPIES ARE LIKE ROACHES YOU forgetER

[Ad Bot]

[Decepticon]

We gather here in memory of twenty beautiful police officers and many more tactical teams. They lost their lives in an area that could have been anywhere; in a quiet town full of good and decent people that could be any town in America.

Here in Vermont, I come to offer the love and prayers of a nation. I am very mindful that mere words cannot match the depths of your sorrow, nor can they heal your wounded hearts. I can only hope it helps for you to know that you're not alone in your grief; that our world too has been torn apart; that all across this land of ours, we have wept with you, we've pulled our children tight. And you must know that whatever measure of comfort we can provide, we will provide; whatever portion of sadness that we can share with you to ease this heavy load, we will gladly bear it. Vermont — you are not alone.

So, with that response, I will be deploying over ninety tactical divisions of this nation's law enforcement's finest. We will not let these actions go unjust.

[Whackin]

We gather here in memory of twenty beautiful police officers and many more tactical teams. They lost their lives in an area that could have been anywhere; in a quiet town full of good and decent people that could be any town in America.

Here in Vermont, I come to offer the love and prayers of a nation. I am very mindful that mere words cannot match the depths of your sorrow, nor can they heal your wounded hearts. I can only hope it helps for you to know that you're not alone in your grief; that our world too has been torn apart; that all across this land of ours, we have wept with you, we've pulled our children tight. And you must know that whatever measure of comfort we can provide, we will provide; whatever portion of sadness that we can share with you to ease this heavy load, we will gladly bear it. Vermont — you are not alone.

So, with that response, I will be deploying over ninety tactical divisions of this nation's law enforcement's finest. We will not let these actions go unjust.

MUTHAforgetER THIS AINT OVER YET
FOR BERNIE

[Eon]

MUTHAforgetER THIS AINT OVER YET
FOR BERNIE

use your training young one for i am the bern ghost

[True Johnny]

I have awakened

[Eon]

I have awakened

use your training young one for i am the bern ghost

[Whackin]

FEEL THE BERN OBAMA

[Eon]

this is possibly the greatest stuffpost thread ever

[True Johnny]

FEEL THE BERN OBAMA

Dat guy needs to know who's dah boss awound here

[Whackin]

Dat guy needs to know who's dah boss awound here

brother I CANT HANDLE THIS stuffTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Eon]

brother I CANT HANDLE THIS stuffTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

no my son
kill obama

[True Johnny]

brother I CANT HANDLE THIS stuffTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

ALALALAALAALLALLLLAALA
YES KILL YOURSELF FILTHY SCUM
I WILL ENJOY USING YOUR BODY AS A BOMB

[Decepticon]

MUTHAforgetER THIS AINT OVER YET
FOR BERNIE

"WAIT NO"




OH forget THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN SHOT OH forget OH GOD





finally

with obama out of the picture



i am now the president



people of the united states, i am broadcasting to you from my protective bunker, despite our recent tragedy with president obama, i will now be succeeding him

i promise to restore stability and order to this country



and we will now be entering a



S T A T E  O F  E M E R G E N C Y








looking at this crime scene..... i can tell our suspects have weapons unknown to manking



MOBILE COMMAND CENTER HAS BEEN SET UP AND IS NOW OPERATING

[Eon]

NO, OFFICER MAN
*hyponoztizes!!*
I AM THE PRESIDENT BUT ALSO UNDEAD
BOW DOWN TO ME

[Whackin]

-lots of images and stuff-

NO
BERNIE MUST BE PRESIDENT
fires shot