Author Topic: Terrible joke thread. (Read 1954 times)

What happened to the player who hit the admin with his hammer?
He was banned!

Did you hear about the player who was shot in a minigame?
I'm sure you can guess what happened!

Copy Kirby · April 27, 2016, 04:55:54 PM

What's the same between a parent and a pizza?
If they're black, you have nothing to eat!

TableSalt · April 27, 2016, 04:56:08 PM

Did you hear about the player who hit a block with a hammer?

It was destroyed!

SubDaWoofer · April 27, 2016, 04:57:49 PM

how many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because they beat the room for being black!

Regirock · April 27, 2016, 06:03:42 PM

why cant you hear a pterodactyl pee?

because the P is silent

HooperScooper · April 27, 2016, 06:18:31 PM

Did you hear
a skeleton?
he respawned.

Twix · April 27, 2016, 06:23:23 PM

what did the plane say to the other plane
i don't like your altitude