Author Topic: Terrible joke thread.  (Read 1915 times)

Tell those jokes that give you a taste of bleach in your mouth, ill start.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?
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A Gritty Grapnel survivor.


Your move.

why was the frog in jail

he kermitted a crime




whats the difference between a black man and a park bench

one can support a family



the titanic nominates its passengers for the ice bucket challenge



Helen Keller walks into a bar
and a chair, and a table


Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

She was a woman

Why couldn't Steve Wonder read?

He's black

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.

What do you call a bunch of old black men in a barn?
Antique farming equipment.

How do you blindfold a chink?
With dental floss.

What's the hardest part about running through a field of dead babies?
My erection.

What's faster than a black man with a TV?

His brother with the VCR


why could the hippie not drink his coffee?

because it wasnt cool enough (this one killed me when i first saw it(not laughing))

They call me the pretzel stick since the girls eat it all the time (loving kill me)

okay heres my best joke

ur mum is so fat she looks like u

Ared y'all alright?
No, y'all are alleft