but first practice a brief knock-knock joke anyway
never know when that'll come in handy!!
your feeble mechanical mind cannot comprehend the finesse of a knock-knock joke.
that is to say, you don't really know any jokes. darn.
take into consideration how absurdly red that string is like what is it made of
when people say they're being held up in red tape
this is the red tape they're talking about
it smells like ketchup and the blood of the innocent.
LEFT
YOUR LEFT NOT THE PANEL LEFT
ok, moving left. everything is...
..al
right.
wait, no, that doesn't make any sense
your sense of direction is really getting tested now.
yeah
panel forwards/adbot's left
Down the hall and the first door on the right
these directions are getting confusing.
anyway, you've reached the door. how do you proceed?