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progress ad venture
Nicepoint:
Send the ads flying off into the sunset
The Resonte!:
--- Quote from: Refticus on May 15, 2016, 12:17:37 PM ---play with your richard usb drive
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you get out your usb drive. guess what's in it! no really, guess!
the answer is
it's full of ads.
to an ad bot like you, this is like. a spare arsenal of weapons. but advertisements.
--- Quote from: Drydess on May 15, 2016, 12:27:05 PM ---get more ads and make money by having people visit you
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no one is going to visit you when you're in the middle of nowhere. damn.
all you have are these ads around you. which are annoying.
--- Quote from: bestguy22 on May 15, 2016, 01:03:30 PM ---open your eyes
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do you really want to do that?
you're keeping them closed.
Refticus:
what do you recommend for a hummen to consume and where can we get it at a low low cost
The Resonte!:
--- Quote from: Refticus on May 15, 2016, 01:43:37 PM ---realise your smoothing was shown briefly in the panel where you tried to eat pizza
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wow, smoothing huh? as in, cleaner? crazy. good thing that will never happen again, right?
--- Quote from: Pearooster on May 15, 2016, 02:30:20 PM ---go to work
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--- Quote from: tber123 on May 15, 2016, 02:04:33 PM ---Walk along the road until you find travellers and advertise to them
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--- Quote from: hotremox on May 15, 2016, 02:05:49 PM ---then rape them
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--- Quote from: Refticus on May 15, 2016, 01:43:37 PM ---then delve into your neighbors (probably down the road) mailboxes for free ipod nanos, while dropping off some flyers.
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you decide to finally do some work and venture out to civilization or to find some travellers to eyerape them with advertisements. and also to drop off some flyers and try to find some sweet ipod nanos.tm
The Resonte!:
aSSd ick these advertisements are bugging you again
they demand to advertise to someone and you're the only one around
--- Quote from: Nicepoint on May 15, 2016, 02:35:32 PM ---Send the ads flying off into the sunset
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it's not actually sunset but okay
you're not gonna go the entire journey with these things hassling you
they're advertising to god now. who knows when they'll come back to you, if ever.