progress ad venture

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have we got a clearer view of the company vehicles yet
see who is inside, find out if they're actually from the company (gosh you love the company)
get a telescope and zoom in on that stuff in the filled up tube
also have steve the sniper check out whos driving that company van


his name is seth! not steve!

who is steve?!?!?












































anyways stev- uh you mean seth.

looks. the windows are darkly tinted. seth only see vague silouettes in the vehicles.
all the vehicles.

they must be employees of the company!





but hm. why is the image so close up?










































oh.

they're here!





finally, they'll pick you all up and take everyone to a wonderful board meeting where you all can discuss the important facts of life.

like consumerism.

and demographics.

and subliminal messaging.



seth cannot wait to tell the others. but someone has get out there and greet them!

Drop a really heavy ad down the deeper hole then wait and listen until it hits the bottom.

uhhh im not so sure, they might be ADBLOCKS diguised as THE COMPANY, i think we should run

Get the two strongest adbots as bodyguards and go greet the company yourself along with your bodyguards.

If we run we won't have much of a purpose in life, will we?

The Company™ appears to be there to, at best, fire you, at worst, fire at you.

I say you should make a run for it.

go out there yourself and personally greet the company

make sure to the signature ad-dance while doing all this, of course that has to do with squatting.

The secret adshake must be done to confirm legitimacy

make sure to the signature ad-dance while doing all this, of course that has to do with squatting.
yes yes many squat handstands

check the advertisement counter on your phone again.
also check for any company ads sent to you on your phone to see if they've told you they're coming

INITIATE THE MATI- i mean MEETING RITUAL



finally.

all of them are... okay at best.

but its an improvement over being charred by space lasers, so that's that



















get a ad for a infinite long tape measure and measure the depth of each of them


um... okay

an infinite long tape measure.
































this is a... really odd tape measure.

it definitely goes up to infinity all right































you really shouldn't be messing with the laws of physics like this.































Get the two strongest adbots as bodyguards and go greet the company yourself along with your bodyguards.

If we run we won't have much of a purpose in life, will we?
go out there yourself and personally greet the company


you got a what now? what?

you aren't quite sure what this is referring to.

maybe you're just not aware.

it's not like you can be everywhere at once.







































Drop a really heavy ad down the deeper hole then wait and listen until it hits the bottom.
though push tau bot down the deeper hole anyways


you have a much better idea.
















































uhhh im not so sure, they might be ADBLOCKS diguised as THE COMPANY, i think we should run
The Company™ appears to be there to, at best, fire you, at worst, fire at you.

I say you should make a run for it.
INITIATE THE MATI- i mean MEETING RITUAL
go out there yourself and personally greet the company
Get the two strongest adbots as bodyguards and go greet the company yourself along with your bodyguards.

If we run we won't have much of a purpose in life, will we?


seth is feeling a bit conflicted over this.

that is, he would, except for the fact that it's the company

he means, the company is what created you ad bots in the first place, so it's pretty obvious that he should go greet them.

it's just business, man

Are you smoking meth or will you take yourself over to greet the darn company?

...Fine, forget the bodyguards. Just go.