put a digital camera down there with string attached to it
also attach a flashlight to it so it can actually see
then throw in like 24 more dolphins
where do you even keep all this stuff?
here we go, just lowering the camera.
it's much wider than you thought.
there seems to be something there.
then it glitches out.
doesn't look like you'll be getting it back anytime soon!
check the advertisement counter on your phone again.
also check for any company ads sent to you on your phone to see if they've told you they're coming
breakin out the phone alright
you know
you suddenly realize that you could have called your
hellacious homies on your phone rather than a payphone about 57 pages back
oops
your ad counter has been steadily rising ever since
the moon was turned into a giant billboard. even if its day now, its still night somewhere else.
and that means more viewers!
currently its at
847/10000oh, wait. now it's
848/10000it's neat, but at this rate it'll take decades before you finally reach
10000.
still, nice to know that those dividends are paying off
the company has its own
public service announcement systemtm to keep all
ad bots updated on whats
the biztm.
little do people know, ads are more than just rubbing flyers in people's faces. maybe like. 1% more. but still.
huh.
that's new.
you're sure there's
absolutely nothing to worry about from this!!!!oh, hang on.
someone sent you a
message.
aw, thats nice. he even bolded
the company for you so its easier to read.
wait WHAT
for yes,
robbie was told to message you on his phone by
seth, who saw
the company arrive and rushed down to tell everyone the good news.
Are you smoking meth or will you take yourself over to greet the darn company?
I STILL RFUSE
meet the company
say hi to seth
open your eyes and speak
...Fine, forget the bodyguards. Just go.
go out there yourself and personally greet the company
make sure to the signature ad-dance while doing all this, of course that has to do with squatting.
The secret adshake must be done to confirm legitimacy
The Company™ appears to be there to, at best, fire you, at worst, fire at you.
I say you should make a run for it.
ftfy
will you
progress into
the unknown?
or will you
return to
the company?
or, i mean. you could do both. or at least. try to.
i mean. its your decision man.
