open your eyes and shoot ads out of them like loving laser beams
(open them beneath your glasses if you have to)
Just open your eyes, C'mon ya know you want to!
(Animate it so no one can actually see it except for the characters, and then give the characters interesting
facial expressions.)
My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.
I just forgetin' love advertising. And the ad bots spreading ads everywhere.
My whole life is just short, catchy advertisements. And I always wanted to spread them to everyone.
This is the time of marketing and no adblock is worth saving. And I will advertise to as many as I can.
It's time for me to open my eyes. And it's time for me to advertise. My ad venture begins here.
O P E N
Y O U R
E Y E S
I force your eyes open and point them towards adville
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!it's okay we wont see your eyes because of that radical headgear
you're still not doin it
slap away the hands and advertise blindfolds
call the company to install eye blockers so your eyes can never be opened
hands off you
vultures
yes. perfect covering.
ok no its terrible
Question if you even have eyes to open anymore.
When they adbots are done molesting your face, question where the hell you are.
all of you are currently lodged in the
armpit of society, when your
giant pillar of ads kind of fell apart and also kind of crushed everything here in a
tidal wave of adsit's like the aftermath of a battlefield except better in every way because of ads
b-ad-lefield
looking to the horizon, a series of flashing blue and red lights can be seen. tiny little dots. they're getting closer.
huh. you wonder why. what could you have possibly done recently to attract that kind of attention and/or may need investigation.
it's a
mystery for the ages, or at least that's what
you would advertise it asmake a s.o.s message with ads in the ground for the company to find you
Sell it as an ad for nukes
ask chuck or whatever the big guy's name is if he's okay i mean it must be pretty hard carrying like 4-5 people on your back
right
begin venture towards the company
there's not much to do at the moment so for once you all actually get some time to
do something that doesn't involve running and advertising
time to get organized and divvy up these tasks
cmon lets go haste makes waste
joe will make the s.o.s in the form of a
hilarious ad slogan
seth will be the lookout for any
unwanted company
beta bot will hole himself up somewhere with
alpha bot,
delta bot,
theta bot, and
tau bot and try to finally repair them so they're not dead weight anymore
robbie and
chuck will call
the company and await rescue
given that its literally calling and then waiting you figure chuck should just take a nap or something
carrying 4 people is exhausting, you think would probably be the case
you and
bill will go around and collect all these
ads because dude these are
valuable and it'd be a waste to just leave them here to rot
