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--- Quote from: gr8dayseth on August 30, 2016, 11:14:41 PM ---fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go." now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy --- End quote --- Go. |
| Foxscotch:
--- Quote from: gr8dayseth on August 30, 2016, 11:14:41 PM ---fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go." now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy --- End quote --- when you ask whether I'm ready 4 u to enter, and u punish me for every grammar mistake ;3 |
| Lego lad:
All right i'm okay kiddos it was just uh.. well you dont need to know But back to ol' gramp's story: You see, back when i was a wee lad, i met this fine lookin' triceratops named Sally, boy she gave a great- uh anyway we were together for a while, and well the seasons started changing... That's when it all began. You see children, when two dinos love each very much, th- W-Wha, oh, right. SO there I was, on that beach, my comrades dying left and right besides me, the waters red with blood, I felt a bullet wiz past me, but that wasn't gonna stop you're old man! I sprinted forward passed the barbed wire, and socked one-uh them dirty germans right in the jaw! Yeh, it was a sight to behold, after that I took his knife and flung it at another, killing him and taking his ammunition, when three more were coming from behind, I whipped around and lodged a 'nade in one-uh them their jawlines, didn't even have to dive for cover, I just repelled the blast with the sheer magnitude of pure patriotism embodied in this ol' body. Yep, it was quite a victory for us all. And that's how you're old man won the county fair. |
| Red Spy:
--- Quote from: gr8dayseth on August 30, 2016, 11:14:41 PM ---fun fact the shortest complete sentence in english is "Go." now for your homework assignment i want you to tell me where in life knowledge of this fun fact will come in handy --- End quote --- "But mommy I don't like the pastor!" |
| gr8dayseth:
thanks grandpa one day i will be just like u |
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