Blogland: so I got cucked out of my prom date by my friend...

[Filipe]

Give him the death stare, grab him by the throat, throw him away and throw anything heavy on him, a real friend would never do this bullstuff to you.

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[Red Spy]

ask for a threeway

[XR-7]

Oh wow this sucks. I literally feel bad for you, OP. I'm actually getting quite mixed up in a gooey~ situation as well that has had me doing a lot of sneaking around and stressing me out, so hopefully you can iron things out with your friend whether that mean straightening your friendship or brutally murdering him with a chainsaw ending the friendship because of his behavior.

[Rally]

he's bigger than me so if i try to fight him he'll probably win

Just know, weight class doesn't really matter in your generic one-off school yard mutual combat. I've seen manlets clock out people twice their size by literally jumping up and smacking them off guard. Suckering the dude is a bitch move but he sounds like he deserves a fat one in the jaw so he doesn't go into the real world expecting to stuff on other people's opportunities and get away with it. Unless the dude is like some sort of biker gang member street brawler in which case you're better off with all your teeth in your head kek, but with the way he's feigning ignorance he obviously takes you for a fool and probably wont expect you to be confrontational

Better a black eye than go down a cuck honestly. If you've never been in a fight before, it's not as bad as you think, when you get rocked in the head for the first time you generally kinda feel a "oh, so that's what that feels like" sensation rather than an explosion of pain. And then you'll probably get really dizzy and fall over.

[rambo1220]

Setting aside all of the good gags in this thread...

Just cut him off, he knew what he did and he's not worth your time at all, and this just shows that if you do continue on with this "friendship" that he'll probably forget you over more and more later on in life, wether it be Relationships, Finances, Property, etc.

this is someone who does not care about your well being, and possibly that of others around him, unless he pours his heart out to you and genuinely apologizes for what occurred just cease to communicate with him. He'll get the memo.

edit: also these people telling you to fight him seem to forget how easy it is to do some serious damage to people in fights, I've been in multiple situations where I've been punched/slapped (yes slapped don't ask kek) and disrespected where I could've beaten the living stuff out of people, yet I just kicked back and accepted it because my actions would've made the situation far worse. I've come to realize that violence really doesn't solve anything unless it's in the defense of personal property or family. Not to mention how easy it is to kill people/cause internal bleeding in fights. Fighting's definitely not worth your time or anyone elses.

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

What's with all the edgy comments?

OP, from experience the best thing you could do is go and talk to your friend about it and see what he says.  You need to find out what he thinks and feels first before making any judgements.

Breaking up your friendship over some hormonal affair isn't the wisest course of action.  He could simply have forgotten/wasn't really listening.  I tend to tune out sometimes.

[Darryl McKoy]

I feigned ignorance

Mistake number 2.

Your friend just taught you a very good lesson. Don't sit on your hands and expect the world to serve you what you want on a platter. You had your shot and you missed out - it sucks, but that's generally how it works.

[Biostorm]

I decided a friendship with him isn't worth it, he's off to another college so I figure now's the time to cut off contact with him

thanks for the advice

[Trogtor]

give him the full nelson while vulnerable and assert your male dominance

[pch]

What's with all the edgy comments?

OP, from experience the best thing you could do is go and talk to your friend about it and see what he says.  You need to find out what he thinks and feels first before making any judgements.

Breaking up your friendship over some hormonal affair isn't the wisest course of action.  He could simply have forgotten/wasn't really listening.  I tend to tune out sometimes.

you really think he'd tell the truth and not just lie to cover his ass?

[TheABELBOTO]

Whatever you do, don't shoot up your school.

[Steve5451²]

Whatever you do, don't shoot up your school.

If Biostorm is white then consider it already done.

[Tayasaurus]

Whatever you do, don't shoot up your school.

Don't worry, he doesn't beleive in guns.

All praise the gun god.

[Nonnel]

he's bigger than me so if i try to fight him he'll probably win

as a general rule, never start fights. if you start a fight and you lose, you look like an ass. if someone starts a fight with you and you lose, it can be justified

[Tayasaurus]

But on the otherhand, if you start a fight and kill the opponent, you won't look like an ass if its a private battle. :D