True American Hero Saves the Only Animal That Matters Using His Gun

[Sideswipe]

bald eagles are banned over here

no eagles in scotland

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

no eagles in scotland

they used to be in scotland, but then they were all deep fried.

[Red Spy]

they used to be in scotland, but then they were all deep fried.

WHEN YOU DEEP FRY OUR BIRD YOU DEEP FRY OUR FREEDOM

[Ragequit]

they used to be in scotland, but then they were all deep fried.

scotland is to be invaded first thing in the morning

[Lego lad]

guys its ok scotland doesnt really exist

[Juncoph]

guys its ok scotland doesnt really exist

it was deep fried by the english

thus forever inspiring america to deep fry

[Sideswipe]

guys its ok scotland doesnt really exist

[Metario]

guys its ok scotland doesnt really exist

well where does my SCOTch come from?

[Maxwell.]

WHEN YOU DEEP FRY OUR BIRD YOU DEEP FRY OUR FREEDOM

but freedom tastes good

[Juncoph]

but freedom tastes good

freedom isnt free

[Ragequit]

well where does my SCOTch come from?

scotch tape

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

well where does my SCOTch come from?

Me. I am sorry.

[Daswiruch]

freedom isnt free

freedom costs exactly five dollars and nineteen cents

[Juncoph]

freedom costs exactly five dollars and nineteen cents

it's half off today actually