[NEWS] Johnny Depp: Wife beater??

[TheABELBOTO]

"threw an iphone at her, bruising her face"

what a beating. how traumatizing

That sound like something you'd read in dwarf fortress:

"Johnny Depp threw an Iphone at Amber Heard, bruising the head, and fat."

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[McJob]

He probably had a good reason to.

Don't get married, please. That's not how relationships work.

Then again, considering it's you we may not have a problem with that.

[Whackin]

Then again, considering it's you we may not have a problem with that.

the roast

[The Murderous Cop]

Don't get married, please. That's not how relationships work.

Then again, considering it's you we may not have a problem with that.

[Midevil Warrior]

Why would you ever give a link to tmz? You think it's a valid source?

[Becquerel]

Personally I think shes lying out of her ass and is forging "evidence" by harming herself and passing off the results as proof
If Im wrong though, then Im kinda disappointed in Depp

[Nonnel]

he threw a loving phone her

[Becquerel]

he threw a loving phone her

im just deducing my logic from the articles i can find

[Ipquarx]

he's not in the right, but "throwing a phone at her face" doesn't warrant "beating his wife"

[Nickpb 3.0]

She's the one that married a pirate

[Whackin]

She's the one that married a pirate

 throwing an iphone at her doesnt seem like a good way to get the booty

[espio100]

Don't get married, please. That's not how relationships work.

Then again, considering it's you we may not have a problem with that.

Ofcourse not,  I don't even want to marry.
It are just chemical reactions anyways, Right guys?