I grab my nokia and turn it into a nokia shank magically then climb upo on the monsters back and stab its eye out
Potatoh stabs the monster in the eye
it screams in agony,disabiling it.
spam the lightning rifle
also punch it in it's giant eye
Twix spams the lightning rifle,jumps up,and punches the monster in the eye,once again disabiling it.
levitate a double-shotty and BRRRAP
SubDaWoofer levitates 2 guns infront of him and shoots the Giant Eye!
Laugh at his stupid big eye.
Tablesalt laughs at the monster,it does nothing.
wonder why we just teleported in front of a boss with a bunch of guys I don't know
Drydess grabs shark,shaking him rapidly,screaming "WHO ARE THESE PeOPLE"
eat raccooneer
Jshotgun sneaks up on raccooneer and eats him,Ouch.
throw a door handle at the thing
Duck throws his door handle at the Big Eye,the handle stabs its eye and the Big Eye is now disabled.
Pepper spray
Bing2 loads a can of pepper spray,ready to blow of course,into his sniper rifle,and fires it at the monsters eye.
poofThe monster is once again disabled.
allahu akbar it
I will be down for 1 turn
also punish op for thinking i'd actually let them attack me like that
Shark explains that he can Whack notbomberguy into the monster's mouth and explode.
Notbomberguy is sent into the monster's mouth and explodes.
}]Crazy[{ is angry that Shark accidentally killed one of their team mates and grabs shark's hammer.
Shark is hit by the hammer
The only way to defeat a giant monster with guns is to use bigger guns. Pull out a massive machine gun and shoot that motherforgeter.
A new friend appears,shooting at the monster with his minigun.
compress the image again
A new friend appears,grabbing the monster.
Toxicology shrinks the monster,and resizes it to its normal size,it dies from low quality!
First Boss defeated!
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