On every third silver moon of the harvest month, a man shall lay his sacrifices and repent his sins to the god of blood. He shall then fill three oak goblets with pig's blood and recite the three devil's cantrips found on the back of your enclosed instruction book. You shall then see the confirmation of your pact with the god of blood when the north star cries and the pig's blood boils. Place your hands in the center of a salt circle and empty your mind. You shall begin the ritual of man's fruit, and separate your soul from your body. Once the anchor to this mortal coil is loosened, a friendly spirit by the name of John Galt will appear and offer you a handshake. If you have set up all the proper preparations, you are now entered into the furry fandom.
