Author Topic: Zealot Ate a Sock  (Read 21208 times)

Imagine cooking, sauteing and eating a loving sock and somehow managing to not get any substantial proof of it happening. forget up of the century.

Well, I honestly debated posting it at all. I don't want my face associated with my Reddit account and it's almost a relief that the video screwed up. Anyway, I think a little bit of mystery adds to the saga.

How's your stomach, are you dead yet?

It hurt lightly for a good 12 hours but seems to have calmed now. I just ate food for the first time since my feast 20 hours ago and I didn't feel bad at all.

It hurt lightly for a good 12 hours but seems to have calmed now. I just ate food for the first time since my feast 20 hours ago and I didn't feel bad at all.
can you still take a dump?

It hurt lightly for a good 12 hours but seems to have calmed now. I just ate food for the first time since my feast 20 hours ago and I didn't feel bad at all.
take pictures of your sock-stuff as final proof

Ever find out why the post was deleted?

now we wait for the aftermath.

Imagine cooking, sauteing and eating a loving sock and somehow managing to not get any substantial proof of it happening. forget up of the century.
this is a good point: should post in tifu

first forgeted up by making the promise, followed by actually doing it, followed by loving up the video so theres no unmistakable proof

Ever find out why the post was deleted?
Don't want to start a clothes eating trend, someone could have eaten a diamond studded dress!

Don't want to start a clothes eating trend, someone could have eaten a diamond studded dress!

But what color was the dress

Did you record a video?

Did you record a video?
He tried to, but the audio (and later video) cut out about 90 seconds in.


He tried to, but the audio (and later video) cut out about 90 seconds in.
God forget. Well, he still needs to upload it.