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Hey kiddo, if your reading this. I have to say one thing.
if you want real friends and want people to actually like you. stop being an starfish and act like your the smartest guy in the world because -spoiler alert- your not. Stop lying to give yourself pity and attention, and having an huge ego.
I suggest you actually try to be nice for once for your life, and stop. You see, this is how you get far in life and have people support you and care for you. In conclusion, your arent the smartest guy in the world and stop trying to get pity out of it, and stop being an starfish to everybody for no reason, its how you meet amazing people and have people who care and support you, throughout your life.