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The plural of beef

beefs
20 (16%)
beeves
21 (16.8%)
beef
64 (51.2%)
b
20 (16%)

Total Members Voted: 125

Author Topic: What is the plural of beef.  (Read 4258 times)

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well if I'm perfectly honest I think it depends. like if you had 300 lbs of top sirloin steak, you'd say "look at all this beef".

but if you had a few different types of beef like ribs, porterhouse steak and a tenderloin, you'd say "i've got some beeves here" so that whoever you're talking to knows you have multiple types of beef and you're not just referring to a large amount of the same beef.

That's actually incredibly stupid now that I think about it. Why name it after a fruit? What were we thinking?
What's extra interesting is that the fruit used to be called a norange. But the phrase "A norange" shifted into "An orange".

What's extra interesting is that the fruit used to be called a norange. But the phrase "A norange" shifted into "An orange".
next is "A No-Range"

What's extra interesting is that the fruit used to be called a norange. But the phrase "A norange" shifted into "An orange".
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'orange' comes from old french 'pome orenge', a literal translation of old italian 'melarancio', derived from 'mela' (apple) + 'arancia' (orange colour). 'arancia' is then further derived from the arabic word for orange (fruit) <نَارَنْج> 'nāranj', derived from sanskrit <नारङ्ग> 'nāraṅga' which meant 'orange tree', from some old version of tamil which today is <நார்த்தங்காய் > 'nārttaṅkāy', a combination of <நரந்தம்> 'narantam' (fragrance) and <காய்> 'kāy' (fruit).

essentially orange is indian for 'nice smelling fruit'. not from the combination of 'a norange'. sound changes just don't work like that; if that did happen, we would still be saying 'the norange', and any other word starting with <n> would combine with the vowel, forming for example 'an igger' or 'an ail'

nor was it ever spelled 'norange' in older forms of english. it was always either orange or orenge.

edit: on the subject of the topic,
meat, muscle (slang), essence (slang): uncountable
bovine animals themselves can also be called 'beef', though in this meaning the noun used to be countable, 'beeves' is an archaic word that refers to a bunch of cows or other bovines. it is no longer a word.
the slang term using beef meaning 'grudge', has a plural, 'beefs'.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2016, 12:53:58 PM by Kohoutek »

I'm not sure if someone has already said this but it depends on your usage of the word!
If you're using it to mean the food, then you wouldn't pluralize beef. Instead, you would say "I had two different types of beef" or "I had double the beef" or something.
If you meant it like having a gripe with someone, it would be beefs.
"I have beefs with people all over town"

omg this is amazing and wow0 they tactually call IT BEEVES it is BEEVES BEEVES

as ike has said it sounds realyl really dumb so don't say it in public or i will beat you up
are you having a stroke

are you having a stroke
WE HAVE BEEVES TO SETTLE PUT EM UP





Beef is meat from any cow/bull so there's no plural word for it; It's just beef.
"All the beef in the world"
"All the Beefs in the world"

welp.
beef sounds correct.