What are these translations?
Wonderfully quiet! Unless ... well, unless it's Father's Day, Whitsun or just a beautiful, sunny Sunday.
Then you might think all Bremen has made on foot, by bicycle or on inline skates on the block land.
I can assume that this means that it's a hot tourist location, but then this line pops up immediately afterwards:
As residents we must then be boiled already pretty hard to even volunteered to venture out of the house and even in my car on the embankment.
"boiled pretty hard"
What? They boil their residents?
Even if I did live in Germany, I don't think I'd be going to Blockland any time soon, just from the fear of them making me into a giant tourist stew.