The evil genie

[Space1255]

Willy wonka kills you when he sees you.

I wish for a fish that cannot harm me

[Ad Bot]

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted. The fish hurts everyone that is living in the whole universe with excruciating pain but you are not affected.

I wish for the Ur-Quan Kzer-Za invasion that was caused by the last wish to be stopped.

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but now insect people start invading the earth since the fishes are gone.

i wish for that invasion to stop, and any other invasions that are gonna be coming soon.

also i wish for a dollar.

[Nix the Glaceon]

you get 99 cents

i wish for an ingrown toenail

[- Jezza -]

Granted, but you are prohibited from trimming or cutting it so you will become infected

I wish that this wish wouldn't be granted

[failbros2]

Wish granted anyways.
i wish for 99 cents

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

granted but you get harvested

off-topic : what was getting harvested by lord tony?

[Space1255]

You smell 99 scents. All bad.

I wish for the motivation to make a kickass cosplay.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Granted, you make a cosplay and now everyone wants to kick your ass.

I wish for the grandfather paradox to happen.

[Space1255]

Granted. You grow a vagina and start to literally forget your self. All of your kids and relatives are you.

I wish to slap Riddler with a fish

[Marios]

Granted. He slaps you with an assault rifle, also accidentally pressing the trigger in the process.

I wish to land a critical hit on this critic.

[TheMrDoors]

granted, but you get arrested for assault

i wish for 2 dollars

[plexy]

granted, you have been given 200 pennies

i wish for

[UltraCraftGames]

granted, you have been given 200 pennies

i wish for my ass

here fixed it plexy

[TomsHere]

i wish for my ass

granted, but you have a rash for the rest of your life.
I wish for phenomenal cosmic power.