set up a deadman switch that calls the cops if you don't press it at certain times (like 10am, noon, 4pm, 8pm)this is a good idea, something might happen
masturbate and exit
interject and evacuate
Bust your nut and off you strut.
ill come to your house and sleep with you if you wantand the only price is both your virginity and your belongings
Sure lad