no bird is allowed to be earlier than me
i wanna catch my worm dagnabbit
here take it

speaking of worms, i once tied a nightcrawler in a knot and it untied itself, which was cool
today in school, i was served rotten pizza at lunchtime
it was harder than wolverine's boner and tasted like a used condom that was floating in a toilet for 3 weeks
it made me want to puke