Author Topic: HELLOOOOOO VIRGINIA  (Read 8475 times)


steal some crops from the 100,000 farmers there

i stuff you not this family of like 10 people parked in the gas station (not in a parking spot, at a pump) and took a good five minutes to go in, get a bunch of coffees, and come back out
but the worst part is that it took another loving five minutes for them to even get in the car
like jfc people just park in the parking spot a foot away from you

EDIT I JUST REALIZED THAT THEY DIDN'T EVEN GAS UP starfishS
« Last Edit: July 24, 2016, 04:13:34 PM by Drydess »

it called a flyover state for a reason

in texas apparently they have legit pun competitions and pun battles where participants duke it out onstage

you get like a topic or theme and you gotta belt out your best pun onstage within the next second or lose. apparently theres also legit judges and everything and a crowd of at least 300 onlookers if not more

at least thats what i heard from my floormate who hails from texas. probably should look up a youtube vid or somethin

ha illinois isn't a fly-over state we have a lake and the 3rd biggest city in the U.S come fight us

Buckle your Kansas, Dorthy, Because your seatbelt is going bye-bye

i think kansas is my favorite state. its like oklahoma with less people and less malicious GOP handicaps

ha illinois isn't a fly-over state we have a lake and the 3rd biggest city in the U.S come fight us
why do u live near me

why do u live near me
it's not like i want to live in this stuffhole kek

in texas apparently they have legit pun competitions and pun battles where participants duke it out onstage

you get like a topic or theme and you gotta belt out your best pun onstage within the next second or lose. apparently theres also legit judges and everything and a crowd of at least 300 onlookers if not more

at least thats what i heard from my floormate who hails from texas. probably should look up a youtube vid or somethin
i take it back TEXAS HERE WE COMEEEE

send help i'm in the middle of nowhere again
but hey at least we didn't take the texas route
you best not either bird boy......



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