What is Madman

[Lego lad]

bet ya triggered trog

trigtor

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[bestguy22]

a mem that should be dead,

[Lego lad]

a mem that should be dead,

you gonna finish that sentence or

[SteveJenkins]

you gonna finish that sentence or

he was assassinated

[ChappersTeddy]

Dean, the absolute madman

[IkeTheGeneric]

gotta be honest with you chums madman isnt real, he

[McZealot]

Madman has recently made a number of people very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that as Madman feels less and less need to conceal his sermons, he makes increasingly open moves towards pigheaded anti-intellectualism. As I'm sure you're aware, he has been fighting hard to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge the most pudibund misers I've ever seen to plunge the whole of Christendom into wars and chaos. This letter is intended to address the issue of how most effectively to fight back. Our choice of strategy is critical because Madman is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to introduce absurd, baseless, terror-ridden lawsuits intended to destroy the lives of countless innocent people. But on the other hand, it is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by his hidebound quips. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action.

Madman keeps stating over and over again that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that a stockpile of Madman quotes favoring colonialism could fill a junkyard. More than that, when I'm through with Madman he'll think twice before attempting to abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular. Worse yet, Madman wants to take rights away from individuals whom only Madman perceives as mischievous. I call upon him to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed.

I, for one, never intend to offend anyone, Madman included. Alas, the following statement may upset a few people: Madman is unable to use the English language effectively or correctly. Some people squirm a bit when they they read things like that, but such statements are the key to explaining why there's an important difference between me and Madman. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Madman, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to irritate an incredible number of people. On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide rowdyism. Madman does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened. His confreres are quick to point out that because he is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, Madman is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Madman is a victim of his own success—a success that enables Madman to drain the national fisc.

I need your help if I'm ever to fight plagiarism in all its slimy, disagreeable forms. “But I'm only one person,” you might protest. “What difference can I make?” The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, I have a problem with Madman's use of the phrase, “We all know that…”. With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that it's chthonic to put forth new exertions and proportion all associated efforts to the exigency of the times; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, there is more at play here than his purely political game of condoning universal oppression. There are ideologies at work, hidden agendas to up the ante considerably.

While China has their Great Wall of China, we should erect a Great Wall of presenting another paradigm in opposition to Madman's morally crippled, goofy prank phone calls while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. Of course, that's just a figurative way of saying that if I recall correctly, Madman wants to defy the rules of logic. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Madman's gossamer grasp of reality. I know through painful experience that he profits from human suffering. The more I reflect on such things, the more deeply I believe that I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. As a practical matter, I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to discuss the programmatic foundations of Madman's villainous canards in detail because doing so clearly demonstrates how he says that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, “They're not in here!”? The takeaway message is that it is my job—and your job, too—to act as a positive role model for younger people, and that's why I say that hasty, erroneous, and sweeping generalizations like Madman's serve only to make all of us pay for Madman's boondoggles.

[ChappersTeddy]

we should erect a Great Wall of presenting another paradigm in opposition to Madman's morally crippled, goofy prank phone calls while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear.

Mr. Annoying Orange has spoken.

[McJob]

Madman Communications Incorporated is the leading Internet Service Provider in America. We provide internet access services, as well as maintenance, and we also sell electronic devices including computers, modems and phones.

MCI has never been involved in criminal activity, has never associated with criminals, and the operations within the Madman Campus are strictly legal. We have never had a gas-chamber, our personnel are always armed with legal weaponry and we always abide by the laws of the various states that we operate and preside in.

MCI's friendly security staff are here to help you! Despite their unfriendly demeanour, they are 100% committed to protecting the community from harm and danger, which is why Madman Communications Inc. requests that you please stay off private property unless you are coming in for valid business.

We thank you for your interest in our business, and we look forward to see you at a Madman Sales Centre in the near future!

[MrLoL²]

Madman was thinking about Trogtor again. Trogtor was a virtuous deity with wobbly lips and solid spots.

Madman walked over to the window and reflected on his sunny surroundings. He had always loved sleepy Falmouth with its wild, wide-eyed waters. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel relaxed.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a virtuous figure of Trogtor .

Madman gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a modest, stingy, tea drinker with red lips and scrawny spots. His friends saw him as a queenlike, quick queen. Once, he had even brought a defeated baby back from the brink of death.

But not even a modest person who had once brought a defeated baby back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Trogtor had in store today.

The rain hammered like dancing hamsters, making Madman cross. Madman grabbed a silver knife that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.

As Madman stepped outside and Trogtor came closer, he could see the determined smile on his face.

"I am here because I want some more Facebook friends," Trogtor bellowed, in a friendly tone. He slammed his fist against Madman's chest, with the force of 213 gerbils. "I frigging love you, Madman ."

Madman looked back, even more cross and still fingering the silver knife. "Trogtor, I admire your eyebrows," he replied.

They looked at each other with concerned feelings, like two high, handsome hamsters drinking at a very peculiar Christening, which had jazz music playing in the background and two hopeful uncles partying to the beat.

Madman studied Trogtor's wobbly lips and solid spots. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you some more Facebook friends," he explained, in pitying tones.

Trogtor looked sleepy, his body raw like a kindhearted, knotty kettle.

Madman could actually hear Trogtor's body shatter into 4674 pieces. Then the virtuous deity hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of tea would calm Madman's nerves tonight.

[Remurr]

^ wat

[hotremox]

hes a man but mad

[Office-Pirate]

he is not happy

[TableSalt]

Madman has recently made a number of people very angry, including me. However, as anger serves no function in a successful rebuttal, I will simply state objectively that as Madman feels less and less need to conceal his sermons, he makes increasingly open moves towards pigheaded anti-intellectualism. As I'm sure you're aware, he has been fighting hard to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge the most pudibund misers I've ever seen to plunge the whole of Christendom into wars and chaos. This letter is intended to address the issue of how most effectively to fight back. Our choice of strategy is critical because Madman is an interesting character. On the one hand, he likes to introduce absurd, baseless, terror-ridden lawsuits intended to destroy the lives of countless innocent people. But on the other hand, it is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by his hidebound quips. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action.

Madman keeps stating over and over again that trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. This drumbeat refrain is clearly not consistent with the facts on the ground—facts such as that a stockpile of Madman quotes favoring colonialism could fill a junkyard. More than that, when I'm through with Madman he'll think twice before attempting to abandon the idea of universal principles and focus illegitimately on the particular. Worse yet, Madman wants to take rights away from individuals whom only Madman perceives as mischievous. I call upon him to stop his oppression, lies, immorality, and debauchery. I call upon him to be a man of manners, principles, honour, and purity. And finally, I call upon him to forgo his desire to legitimize the fear and hatred of the privileged for the oppressed.

I, for one, never intend to offend anyone, Madman included. Alas, the following statement may upset a few people: Madman is unable to use the English language effectively or correctly. Some people squirm a bit when they they read things like that, but such statements are the key to explaining why there's an important difference between me and Madman. Namely, I am willing to die for my cause. Madman, in contrast, is willing to kill for his—or, if not to kill, at least to irritate an incredible number of people. On rare occasions, in order to preserve their liberties, sometimes people must palm off our present situation as the compelling ground for worldwide rowdyism. Madman does that even when his liberties aren't being threatened. His confreres are quick to point out that because he is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, Madman is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Madman is a victim of his own success—a success that enables Madman to drain the national fisc.

I need your help if I'm ever to fight plagiarism in all its slimy, disagreeable forms. “But I'm only one person,” you might protest. “What difference can I make?” The answer is: a lot more than you think. You see, I have a problem with Madman's use of the phrase, “We all know that…”. With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that it's chthonic to put forth new exertions and proportion all associated efforts to the exigency of the times; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, there is more at play here than his purely political game of condoning universal oppression. There are ideologies at work, hidden agendas to up the ante considerably.

While China has their Great Wall of China, we should erect a Great Wall of presenting another paradigm in opposition to Madman's morally crippled, goofy prank phone calls while remaining true to those beliefs, ideals, and aspirations we hold most dear. Of course, that's just a figurative way of saying that if I recall correctly, Madman wants to defy the rules of logic. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is Madman's gossamer grasp of reality. I know through painful experience that he profits from human suffering. The more I reflect on such things, the more deeply I believe that I appreciate feedback and other people's views on subjects. I don't, however, appreciate feedback when it's given in an unprofessional manner. As a practical matter, I don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to discuss the programmatic foundations of Madman's villainous canards in detail because doing so clearly demonstrates how he says that he is a tireless protector of civil rights and civil liberties for all people. Wow! Isn't that like hiding the stolen goods in the closet and, when the cops come in, standing in front of the closet door and exclaiming, “They're not in here!”? The takeaway message is that it is my job—and your job, too—to act as a positive role model for younger people, and that's why I say that hasty, erroneous, and sweeping generalizations like Madman's serve only to make all of us pay for Madman's boondoggles.

In this letter I plan to cite some of Madman's more topical crimes and let you, the reader, decide for yourself how to react. Before I say anything else, let me remind Madman that we need to keep our eyes on him. Otherwise, he'll inflict more death and destruction than Genghis Khan's hordes by the next full moon. If that thought doesn't send chills down your spine then you are dead to the love of freedom. The rest of us are concerned that Madman always puts a fugleman in charge of encumbering the religious idea with too many things of a purely earthly nature and thus bringing religion into a totally unnecessary conflict with science. That way, Madman can feign innocence, as he wasn't the one who did anything wrong. In fact, he can easily deny that it is of vital importance that we bring meaning, direction, and purpose into our lives. It is a matter of life and death, a road either to safety or to ruin. That's why I feel that Madman's detachment from, or denial of, the truth is not just a political tactic or say-anything-to-please character flaw. It reveals an elemental attitude that he shares with subhuman miscreants: consigning our traditional values to the rubbish heap of pharisaism.

Madman bases his ethics on the belief that he could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else, yes. But when it comes to his protests, I undeniably contend that we have drifted along for too long in a state of blissful denial and outright complacency. It's time to encourage students to be bold, independent, and creative thinkers. The sooner we do that the better because he can't control his desire to have everything he wants and to have it now, but that's a story for another time. For now, I want to focus on the way that Madman ignores a breathtaking number of facts, most notably:

Fact: Thanks to Madman, I'm now suffering from post-traumatic stress syndrome.

Fact: There's no point in arguing with Madman.

Fact: Madman's off-the-cuff comments utilize a plenitude of dramatic and unnecessarily grandiose language and, for the most part, say a whole lot of nothing.

In addition, someone has to be willing to give Madman the severe tongue-lashing he deserves. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that all major world powers are controlled by a covert group of “insiders”.

I'll go over that again: Madman's innate love of fogyism occasionally shows through his mask of anti-fogyism. Now that that's cleared up, I'll continue with what I was saying before, that his victims have been speaking out for years. Unfortunately, their voices have long been silenced by the roar and thunder of Madman's cronies, who loudly proclaim that the government (and perhaps Madman himself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds. Regardless of those churlish proclamations, the truth is that his suggestions are not witty satire, as Madman would have you believe. They're simply the sanguinary ramblings of someone who has no idea or appreciation of what he's mocking.

The biggest supporters of Madman's unenlightened writings are clumsy worrywarts and scornful vulgarians. A secondary class of ardent supporters consists of ladies of elastic virtue and cosmopolitan tendencies to whom such things afford a decent excuse for displaying their fascinations at their open windows. It's best to ignore most of the quotes that Madman so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, I have a message for Madman. My message is that, for the good of us all, he should never hand over the country to dysfunctional loblollies. He should never even try to do such an immature thing. To make myself perfectly clear, by “never” I don't mean “maybe”, “sometimes”, or “it depends”. I mean only that we ought to address the continued social injustice shown by distasteful, semi-intelligible proponents of McCarthyism. That'll make Madman think once—I would have said “twice”, but I don't see any indication that he has previously given any thought to the matter—before slandering those who are most systematically undervalued, underpaid, underemployed, underfinanced, underinsured, underrated, and otherwise underserved and undermined as undeserving and underclass.

Madman craves more power. I say we should give him more power—preferably, 10,000 volts of it. At this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that his virtual absence of intellectual self-critique may be a source of his insistence that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that Madman often starts with a preconceived story and then plugs in supposed “information” in order to create a somewhat believable tale. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that he's an unruly liar. Let's list some of his more shabby lies: First, Madman thinks that it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. Second, he contends that the best way to serve one's country is to don the mantel of etatism and mete out harsh and arbitrary punishment against his detractors until they're intimidated into a benumbed, neutralized, impotent, and non-functioning mass. And third, he wants us to believe that vigilantism is indispensable for the formation of citizens and for the preservation of our free institutions. I presented that list to get you to see that due to Madman's repeated insistence that he is entitled to enshrine irrational fears and fancies as truth, many spiteful, ghastly bohemians have come to accept such asininity as undisputed truth. What should remain arguable settles into surety. Having lost their faculty for critical thinking, such people cannot comprehend that Madman extricates himself from difficulty by intrigue, by chicanery, by dissimulation, by trimming, by an untruth, by an injustice.

I have a dream that my children will be able to live in a world filled with open spaces and beautiful wilderness—not in a dark, socially inept world run by mingy pseudoscientists. Pragmatic adherence to concision necessitates that I delete a plethora of thoroughly unflattering adjectives regarding Madman's hariolations. That's the sort of statement that some people warrant is undiplomatic but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because Madman alleges that he is a champion of liberty and individual expression. Naturally, this is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

For heaven's sake, Madman's diabolic mind games have created a class of dependent supplicants and special interests. Sadly, providing for their needs and wants is leading us towards economic sclerosis. All we can do now is speak out against the hatred and incitement to genocide that lie at the heart of Madman's epigrams. We can't stop Madman overnight. It takes time, patience and experience to keep the lines of communication open.

Madman appears committed to the proposition that his views are correct, self-evident, and based on fact and reason, while other people's positions are not just wrong but illegitimate, ideological, and unworthy of serious consideration. If you were to get a second opinion from someone who's not a member of Madman's brotherhood of procacious, negligent politicos, however, he'd of course tell you that the justification Madman gave for utilizing questionable and illegal fund-raising techniques was one of the most conceited justifications I've ever heard. It was so conceited, in fact, that I will not repeat it here. Even without hearing the details you can still see my point quite clearly: Madman bites the hand that feeds him. Of that I am certain because Madman's homicidal ideation is ample reason for the rest of us to consider announcing that we may need to picket, demonstrate, march, or strike to stop Madman before he can bamboozle people into believing that he has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring himself to help disseminate the True Faith of Machiavellianism. This is not what I think; this is what I know. I additionally know that it's not necessarily difficult to derail Madman's shambolic little schemes. We can begin simply by giving parents the means to protect their children. See? I told you it wasn't necessarily difficult. We just need to remember that I sometimes ask myself whether the struggle to express my views is worth all of the potential consequences. And I consistently answer by saying that I personally don't care what others say about Madman. He's still bookish, pestilential, and he intends to create a beachhead for organized totalism.

Does Madman remember the hurt and hate in the eyes of the people he made fun of just so others would like him more? Even if he does, I'm sure he doesn't care because in no sense do I advocate evading or defying the law in order to spread the word about Madman's stentorian treacheries to our friends, our neighbors, our relatives, our co-workers—even to strangers. That would lead to anarchy. Instead, I advocate taking a proactive, rather than a reactive, stance, as doing so leads people towards an understanding of how seeing Madman succeed at feeding us a diet of robbery, murder, violence, and all other manner of trials and tribulations has left me with a number of unanswered questions—questions such as “Will his animal cunning, arrogance, greed, and self-aggrandizement grant him a final victory over humanity?”

Anyone with an IQ two points higher than a wet sponge's knows that it is easier for me to imagine a million-dimensional vector space than the number of inconsistencies in Madman's snow jobs. But, even so, I've heard numerous complaints about Madman's behavior. Many people I've talked to have complained that Madman comports himself like a filthy pig, heedless of all needs but his own. Among these needs the paramount one seems to be the need to judge people based solely on hearsay. This backs up my point that if you read between the lines of his anecdotes, you'll indubitably find that I and Madman part company when it comes to the issue of Satanism. He feels that human life is expendable while I insist that he insisted he'd never remake the world to suit his own disaffected needs. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before he did exactly that. He promised he'd never yield this country to the forces of darkness, oppression, and tyranny, but then he did just that—and worse. At least Madman is consistent, but you shouldn't let him intimidate you. You shouldn't let him push you around. We're the ones who are right, not Madman. It is high time for someone to recall the ideals of compassion, nonviolence, community, and cooperation. Will that someone be you?

[espio100]

Who the actual forget takes their time typing this