Author Topic: What Do You Do?  (Read 5700 times)


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your rat is now the turtle's sensei what do you do

Get up on top of a table and shriek like a little girl

You find a glowing carrot in the woods

Use it.

You find a mysterious sigil in a tent and satanic writing. What do?

burn it down while chanting 'our god is an awesome god'

a horde of zombies (at least 30) approaches and you only have a stock of thrown explosives
wot do ye do

Take a huge hairy dump and then start throwing my turds at the zombies.


You get rejected when you asked a girl out, what do you do?

swipe left if she ever has a tinder profile

you have remote access to heaven, what do u do



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A carrot on a drill (a drilldo) is shoved up your ass. What do you do ?

Manage to grind the stuff out of that carrot until it's rubber dust inside my starfish.  ouh


You manage to misinterpret the directions on how to bake a cake and manage to get your richard stuck in the mixer.  wat do?

Lick it out from between the mixer blades

You are a jew in 1940, what do you do?

Move to America.

You are a raider group leader in post apocalypse. All of your men explode by geting punched by a guy with seven scars. What do you do ?

richards out for harambe and wrestle that forgeter to the ground like a real man

Your house is flooded with literally millions of mice, wat do.

eat them all because im a fox.
what would you do if somebody came and set your PS4 on fire?