User was banned because if you need proof that Gov. Darth Darthison C3PO, Ph.D. has no evidence or examples to back up his point, this letter will provide it. Unlike Gov. C3PO's intemperate contrivances, what I'm about to write is supported in scientific scholarship by overwhelming evidence. For instance, Gov. C3PO has been defiling the present and destroying the future. That is a fundamental violation of common law and demonstrates that Gov. C3PO's janissaries are united by only two things. Want to guess what those are? They're a deep-seated sense of victimization and a burning desire to trade facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. Aside from those two things, the members of Gov. C3PO's flock have little in common. Surprisingly, some of them even realize that Gov. C3PO has—not once, but several times—been able to tell everyone else what to do without anyone stopping him. How long can that go on? As long as his froward ethics are kept on life support. That's why we have to pull the plug on them and turn random, senseless violence into meaningful action. Any meaningful brown townysis of the situation must allow for the fact that Gov. C3PO's goal is to deprive people of dignity and autonomy. How besotted is that? How fatuous? How asinine? Gov. C3PO needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that it's unfortunate that he has no real education. It's impossible to debate important topics with someone who is so mentally handicapped. The time has arrived to make a choice between freedom and slavery, revolt and submission, liberty and subservience. We must choose wisely, knowing that if we warn the public against those closed-minded mooks whose positive accomplishments are always practically nil but whose conceit can scarcely be excelled, we can live as truly free and empowered human beings. If, however, we let Gov. C3PO turn our nation into a “totalitarian theocracy” devoted to the secular state religion of colonialism, we become little more than fearful, broken dogs condemned to exist in a world of anti-democratic favoritism. He has been killing innocents in cold blood. We need to have long memories and no forgiveness of that sort of behavior. Instead, we must provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible. One of Gov. C3PO's most trusted winged monkeys is an irritable tinhorn. If you're an irritable tinhorn, you misdirect, discredit, disrupt, and otherwise neutralize Gov. C3PO's critics. That's all there is to it. Well, there is one more thing: Gov. C3PO has been trying to raise funds for scientific studies that “prove” that skin color means more than skill and gender is more impressive than genius. This is what's called “advocacy research” or “junk science” because it's funded by brusque balloon heads who have already decided that anyone who disagrees with Gov. C3PO is a potential terrorist. If we let him create profound emotional distress for people on both sides of the issue, who's going to protect us? The government? Our parents? Superman? Probably none of the above. That's why it's important to step back and consider the problem of Gov. C3PO's utterances in the larger picture of popular culture imagery. Gov. C3PO maintains that “the norm” shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that concrete examples abound of ways to weaken the critical links in his nexus of infernal aspheterism. For instance, consider that as every grade-school student learns, it's not nice to replace Robert's Rules of Order with “facilitated consensus building” at all important meetings. Apparently, Gov. C3PO missed that day in class. Otherwise, he'd know that one does not have to reduce our modern, civilized, industrialized society to a state of mindless, primitive barbarism in order to bring Gov. C3PO to justice. It is an obstreperous person who believes otherwise. Gov. C3PO is a salacious liar. Let's list some of Gov. C3PO's more footling lies: First, he thinks that he can scare us by using big words like “internationalization”. Second, he avers that he is forward-looking, open-minded, and creative. And third, he wants us to believe that his ugly schemes will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I presented that list to get you to see that Gov. C3PO's blasphemous, quarrelsome imprecations often resemble an inverted fairy tale in that the triumph of innocence comes at the start and the ugly sisters of Trotskyism and materialism enter on stage in triumph for the final curtain. It's somewhat tricky to pursue virtue and knowledge, especially because the media in this country tend to ignore historical connections and are reluctant to brown townyze ideological positions or treat a fringe political group seriously. If Gov. C3PO would abandon his name-calling and false dichotomies it would be much easier for me to expose every testy practice of every testy hophead. His hirelings very much belong to an intellectual closed shop. They refuse to entertain the possibility that Gov. C3PO and his helpmates are, by nature, pestilential beatniks. Not only can that nature not be changed by window-dressing or persiflage, but Gov. C3PO recently went through a Mohockism phase in which he tried repeatedly to annihilate a person's personality, individuality, will, and character. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that as soon as the time is ripe I will snap Gov. C3PO's toadies out of their trance. This isn't just a public-relations move. It's a real move to get people to see that listening to Gov. C3PO talk about causing the destruction of human ambition and joy is like watching a colonial power laying out a plan to force its language, culture, laws, religion, and ideals on a subject people. The put-upon natives in this case are those of us bold enough to state in public that Gov. C3PO is interpersonally exploitative. That is, he takes advantage of others to achieve his own ludibrious ends. Why does he do that? Unfortunately, I can't give a complete answer to that question in this limited space. But I can tell you that if his sleazy execrations became more widespread, it would spell the ruination of this country. Gov. C3PO's tender and delicate adjustments and readjustments of his convictions may succeed at convincing a few shabby kleptocrats that moonstruck bluenoses are the most oppressed people in our society. Nevertheless, some reputed—as opposed to reputable—members of Gov. C3PO's guild quite adamantly profess that Gov. C3PO's faith in yahooism gives him an uncanny ability to detect astral energy and cosmic vibrations. I find it rather astonishing that anyone could avouch such a thing, but then again, I find it necessary, if I am to meet my reader on something like a common ground of understanding, to point out that Gov. C3PO all but forces his helots to jawbone aimlessly. Interestingly, his helots don't much seem to mind being given such sick orders. I guess it's hard to free unregenerate serpents from the chains they revere. A related observation is that I have never been in favor of being gratuitously unreasonable. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to preserve the peace. When I first heard that there exists a snarky, mischievous blaguer who has been turning peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals, I was completely bumfuzzled. Who could be so headstrong, so deficient in human grace, as to do such a thing? After learning that Darth Darthison C3PO was the uneducated attercop in question, I realized that the more pressing news is that Gov. C3PO's skills are generally used to exploit, abuse, and exert power. How much more illumination does that fact need before Gov. C3PO can grasp it? Assuming the answer is “a substantial amount”, let me point out that that fact is simply inescapable to any thinking man or woman. “Thinking” is the key word in the previous sentence. In conscientious deference to truth, let it be made known and acknowledged that Gov. C3PO's method (or school, or ideology—it is hard to know exactly what to call it) goes by the name of “Gov. C3PO-ism”. It is an atrabilious and avowedly ungracious philosophy that aims to advocate Gov. C3PO's microaggressions amid a hue and cry as jealous as it is chuffy. His propaganda factories continuously spew forth messages like, “Gov. C3PO is omnipotent” and, “Desperadoism can quell the hatred and disorder in our society”. What they don't tell you, though, is that Gov. C3PO accuses me of being narrow-minded. Does he feel I'm narrow-minded because I refuse to accept his claim that his orations are not worth getting outraged about? If so, then I guess I'm as narrow-minded as I could possibly be. Whatever else may be the case, it is certain that he has managed to mollify his more trusting critics simply by promising not to impose orthodoxy and suppress dissent. We shall see how long that lasts. In the meantime, Gov. C3PO is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, he frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to subject us to an intense barrage of misinformation, deception, and hidden propaganda. A central fault line runs through each of Gov. C3PO's platitudes. Specifically, Gov. C3PO says that honor counts for nothing. At least we can't accuse him of hiding his prejudices, I suppose. Of course, it would nice if Gov. C3PO were also to confess that he operates on an international scale to pursue a twofold credo of negativism and gangsterism. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale but to give you some background information about Gov. C3PO. Gov. C3PO has tried infantilizing and corrupting the public. He has also tried altering, amending, abridging, and censoring the record to point the finger of responsibility at others. Why does Gov. C3PO do such things? This can be answered most easily by stating that when Gov. C3PO tells us that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic pink pixie dust over everything that he considers rotten or unsympathetic, he somehow fails to mention that his sole purpose in life seems to be to ensure that there can never in the future be accord, unity, or a common, agreed-upon destiny among the citizens of this once-great nation. He fails to mention that his few successes exhibit no tendency to be commensurate with innate capacity. And he fails to mention that he identifies with mealymouthed jerks. To understand identity in the context of the present social order, however, one must first understand that Gov. C3PO wonders why everyone hates him. Apparently, he never stopped to think that maybe it's because every time he gets caught trying to shift blame from those who benefit from oppression to those who suffer from it, he promises he'll never do so again. Subsequently, his cronies always jump in and explain that he really shouldn't be blamed even if he does because, as they think, free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing him and the morally questionable humanity-haters in his association of grotty spivs. Many the things I've talked about in this letter are obvious. We all know they're true. But still it's necessary for us to say them because even without making an ethical argument against racism, I can show that Gov. Darth Darthison C3PO, Ph.D. wants to become an intellectual without the hardship of study and serious thought.
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