Its round 3 in the Royal Rumble Super Fight Club Summer Bash [SPRING BREAK!] 2016. The announcer calls out Trogtors name, but he is nowhere to be found. Suddenly the sound of harmonica blues can be heard from the distance. A red 1970 Ford Mustang crashes into the stadiums wall and lands directly on stage. The Ford Mustang begins to do donuts on the ring. Filling the atmosphere in dust, the car cannot be seen. The dust finally clears, and the car is nowhere to be found. Instead stands Trogtor up on stage, carrying his broomstick. The whole stadiums lights dim as the spotlight aims upward. The croud looks up, Freek, standing on top of a 50 ft vertical ramp. He reaches behind him to grab something, its a large 4 cheese pepperoni pizza. He throws it in the air, and catches it with the tip of his left index finger. The pizza spins on his finger and Freek begins his decent down the 50ft vertical ramp. Freek reaches the bottom, to only launch back up the other side of the ramp. The pizza is airborn. Freek uses his black belt tai kwan do skills to karate chop the pizza into 10 slices. The crowd is in awe, for everyone knows it is impossible to cut a 10 slice pizza, yet for him to do it with his bare hands. Still in mid air, freek grabs seven of the slices, and distributes them to seven lucky audience members. Descending, Freek does a 720 flip, and lands skateboard down onto the ring. He looks up, opens his mouth, and the eighth slice of 4 cheese pepperoni pizza lands directly into his mouth. He swallows it whole. "cowabunga, dude." he says. The crowd goes wild.
The bell rings and Freek goes in for the first attack. The Alabama Wham ya Grandma. He somersaults in mid air with his skateboard. Trogtor is prepared, and blocks the attack with a swift broom hit to the skateboard. Freeks skateboard shatters into pieces. Freek is fuming with rage, but gets caught up in the moment. Trogtor pulls out his harmonica and plays an old military war tune. In the distance,
a bugle can be heard playing a different war tune, followed by an engine revving. The 1970 Ford Mustang jumps from the same hole in the wall it created. It lands in an open spot on stage and begins twirling. Freek finally snaps back to reality, but oh, there goes gravity! Freek is flying from the Tornado Drift Slam! Luckily, Freek knows all the laws of air control, and hops right on top the roof of the Ford Mustang. He begins steering it toward conveniently placed half pile with his body weight. Freek jumps the half pipe and performs a successful Tony Hawk 900, but thats not the finish. The tony hawk 900 is only the build up for Freeks ultimate special move, the Tripple Tony Hawk Pro Skater Self Delete Slam. Freek, feet practically glued to the roof of the ford mustang, does a complete air roll and smashes the head of the ford mustang on the ring, crushing Trogtor. Trogtor is defeated. Freek jumps on the ring, and lifts the heavy vehicle off of Trogtor. "I could never kill a friend," Freek says, "but you put up one hell of a fight." He grabs Trogtors hand to help pull him up. Trogtor says "Are you kidding? I'd be dead anyways if I would have killed the president." Trogtor grabs Freek by his wrist and pulls up his arm, initiating to the crowd that Freek is the winner. The crowd goes wild.
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