Author Topic: Confess your sins in this thread  (Read 2709 times)


i didnt meet my lynching quota

i am actually a robot and not a human

i am actually a robot and not a human
how did you register for blf then? checkmate atheists

Dear lord, please forgive me for I have probably sinned. I have fantasized about loving pokemon and actively wearing/using incontinence products.

Dear lord, please forgive me. I have fantasized about loving pokemon
no


but what if it wasn't a homoloveual fantasy
Fantasizing about wanting to forget anyone or anything that isn't a person in real life makes you a homogay

Going to be honest here

If I were suicidal enough and I actually had guns and didn't care, I would shoot up my school

I'd do it gta style too where I shoot some dudes, get out into a car / my car, drive away in a police chase and shoot at the cops. The finishing thing that I'd do to kill myself would be crashing head-on into a gas station or some massively populated walmart at like 60+ mph

If I survive then, I would shoot myself bb

I literally just jacked off to a ceiling titty.

Going to be honest here

If I were suicidal enough and I actually had guns and didn't care, I would shoot up my school

I'd do it gta style too where I shoot some dudes, get out into a car / my car, drive away in a police chase and shoot at the cops. The finishing thing that I'd do to kill myself would be crashing head-on into a gas station or some massively populated walmart at like 60+ mph

If I survive then, I would shoot myself bb

Nick was right all along

Nick was right all along
kek

at least it'd be a more fun and original way to go out instead of the usual "edgy kid reaches into his bag" or somethin

Going to be honest here

If I were suicidal enough and I actually had guns and didn't care, I would shoot up my school

I'd do it gta style too where I shoot some dudes, get out into a car / my car, drive away in a police chase and shoot at the cops. The finishing thing that I'd do to kill myself would be crashing head-on into a gas station or some massively populated walmart at like 60+ mph

If I survive then, I would shoot myself bb
ik this is the confession thread

but

whoa

kek

at least it'd be a more fun and original way to go out instead of the usual "edgy kid reaches into his bag" or somethin