Author Topic: You have 5 seconds to tell me why you're not eating a jimmy johns sandwhich  (Read 6513 times)









how ass backwards is your timezone for it be 9:41
Is called being in the UK motherfuccer

Because it's late and I can't drive there and I don't have money
even though I really want one

I will only eat one if it contains the contents of a teratoma


Because Im not walking a mile or 2 to the nearest one

and I have no money on me

Because I don't want to, op

there are no jimmy johns they dont exist you are a lie