do pickles get better with age like wine

[Nonnel]

pickles can be kept indefinitely. do they get better with age? would I appear sophisticated for eating a 400 year old pickle?

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[Blocky943]

idk give me 400 years and i'll find out

[Eon]

idk give me 400 years and i'll find out

by then we'd have pickles that don't expire though!!!

[Nonnel]

by then we'd have pickles that don't expire though!!!

they don't expire...

[Blocky943]

by then we'd have pickles that don't expire though!!!

damn you anti-age technology

[Eon]

they don't expire...

well i mean age
the pickles will stay fresh for hecking ever

[Nonnel]

Here's a 135-year-old pickle but the family is keeping it as an heirloom so they probably won't let me eat it to test my theory

[Masterlegodude]

What if we mixed pickles with human DNA? Can we breed a line of humans that live forever?!

[XR-7]

What if we mixed pickles with human DNA? Can we breed a line of humans that live forever?!

Yeah but then they'd smell like pickles all the time that's why we don't do that

[Becquerel]

Yeah but then they'd smell like pickles all the time that's why we don't do that

Well, this is quite a pickle to solve

[Metario]

Man, we're really stuck in one pickle of a situation.

[DestroyerOfBlocks]

it looks like a tumor

[Becquerel]

it looks like a tumor

teratomas

[Maxwell.]

what if you pickled the entry-pickle (the pickle before it is pickled) pickle in wine

[Nikki]

Currently making lots of pickles. Can confirm pickles get good after 48 hours. But that is one nasty ass pickle.