I have a lightbulb special interest. Every night as a child I used to sneak into my mom's closet and take the fresh, new and clean lightbulbs. I would take them to my room, and rub the lightbulbs on my snake and finger my butt hole while thinking about lightbulbs. I would keep one special lightbulb, and I had named her Bulba. Hope this doesn't weird anyone out..