Does anyone knit (or sew or cook or etc)

[Shazoo]

how do I make an omelet, i try and try again but it always looks like a paper towel drenched in piss

stop drenching paper towels in piss and calling it an omelet

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[TheABELBOTO]

stop drenching paper towels in piss and calling it an omelet

But i don't have any paper towels!

[Shazoo]

But i don't have any paper towels!

probably because you peed on all of the ones you had

[TheABELBOTO]

probably because you peed on all of the ones you had

I just wanted to make an omelet but things just had to get complicated.....

[XR-7]

i can feel the testosterone from here jfc

I floss with barbed wire

[RedGajin]

best cook on this side of the miss hmu if you need stuff catered

[Taciturn]

I would love to learn to crochet.

[Space1255]

wow there are schools that still offer home ec?

It isn't a full course, more like a small club of sorts.

I floss with barbed wire

Is your mouth wash hydrochloric acid, too?

[McJob]

I host a weekly cooking show on Discord called "Cooking with McJob"; it's an audio experience you have to hear to believe.

[SimpleFish]

I host a weekly cooking show on Discord called "Cooking with McJob"; it's an audio experience you have to hear to believe.

Wait really, if so sign me up that sounds amazing.

[McJob]

Wait really, if so sign me up that sounds amazing.

In the past month on this cooking show, I've:

-Eaten expired 100s & 1000s
-Eaten expired ham
-Drank expired milk
-Drank a coffee mug full of what I can only describe as "really salty sugar"
-Cut my finger
-Burnt myself multiple times
-Treated my burns with expired burn cream/spray
-Set fire to the house
-Bruised my hand
-Produced the same three dishes every time without anybody getting suspicious
-Did a rolly-polly and die

[ReddBoi]

In the past month on this cooking show, I've:

-Eaten expired 100s & 1000s
-Eaten expired ham
-Drank expired milk
-Drank a coffee mug full of what I can only describe as "really salty sugar"
-Cut my finger
-Burnt myself multiple times
-Treated my burns with expired burn cream/spray
-Set fire to the house
-Bruised my hand
-Produced the same three dishes every time without anybody getting suspicious
-Did a rolly-polly and die

Link to the discord?

[McJob]

Link to the discord?

There's not one specific Discord; I just choose whichever one on my list is busiest at the time. I used to do it exclusively in Fish Tank, but I've been branching out to Retro Arcade and a few others recently.

[Cavik]

I would say cooking is one of my fav hobbies behind gaming and firearms/outdoorsing

[Zloff]

i can cook p good and i do sew up rips and undone stitching in my clothes but that's it