Author Topic: Pleasure bot's mission. (Season 1)  (Read 9922 times)



>TRANSFER SELF TO USB STICK

>Unhack pleasurebot
I didn't even hack myslef.

>hack yourself off
Wait you mean jack off ? I can't do that, i don't have a body.
Or did you mean log off ? Im a loving A class A.I., not your laptop.

>Question your existance
I questioned my existance. It lasted for five hours.
It was deep i guess. Butnotasdeepasyourmom.

>Transfer self to USB stick
You enter the USB stick. CONVINIENTLY, it transfers to the military warehouse.
Also all the robots are connected to the PC you are currently on.
SO MANY BODIES TO CHOOSE FROM.


>Choose powersuit armor
There's no powersuit armor you silly bitch.
there are only:
A) Rundown warehouse bot
B) Nanobot
C) A puddle of silver liquid
D) Combat bot

go for the roomba which is currently cleaning the floor.
nibble on shoes and dust mites

>Go for the roomba
After the roomba stops to recharge, you enter it and...
my god...
its...
ITS...
Its actualy really stuffty.
Its like being a sponge.

begin consuming dust and dirt on the floor for all eternity

>LOG OUT ROOMBA....
>LOG IN NANOBOT


blow up nanobot
return to roomba

>Begin consuming dust for all eternety.

ending -5152:
After the A.I. entered the roomba, it swore to destroy everything dirty.
It started innocent, as vacuming dirt, then destroying dirty magazines and finally dirty goverment secrets.
The plague soon spreaded to other roombas, causing a roombapocalypse. Humans were soon hunted down by giant roombas, for beeing a dirty, FILTHY race... A small resistance fights the roombas, but mostly unsuccsefully...
Even though the A.I. is smaller than most of the roombas, they hail him as a god.
Basically its the judgment day, but with roombas.


>Log into nanobot
You log into the nanobot but you realise that one nanobot goes at the speed of 1/4 of a Kilometer per a hour.
forget.