In Africa, pregnancy tests consists on shoving bread up the patient's womb.
If it comes out half-eaten, it's positive.
If a white man and a Bro were to jump off of the roof of a building, who would hit the ground first?
The white man because the Bro would be washing windows for coins.
How was the wire invented?
Two jews were pulling from a coin.
What runs faster than a cop?
A Bro with a TV. What runs faster than him?
His brother with the DVD. What runs even faster?
A jew with discount coupons.
A Bro with a parrot on his shoulder walked into a bar.
The bartender asks: Where did you get that thing from?
The parrot responds: In Africa. There's lots to choose from!
Why did Riddler commit Self Delete?
The gas bill came in.
I could go on and on and on. Dark humor is strong in my school.
