[NEWS] Philippines to Obama: "go to hell"; threatens to dissolve alliance

[Jairo]

a former paramilitary militiaman hired by duterte before he was president has testified before the filipino senate that duterte had a roving "liquidation squad" which killed over 1,000 people, most of them political opponents or criminals, when duterte was but a mayor.

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[Tayasaurus]

i keep pronouncing his name "Dirty" am i doing it right

[Ceist]

in a little bit we're gonna see a lot of those islands in the Philippines become 'independent' for a while.

[Jairo]

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/09/philippines-duterte-unleashes-profanity-eu-160920193250592.html

http://globalnation.inquirer.net/145146/duterte-turns-ire-on-eu-calls-them-hypocrites-and-uses-f-word

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2016/09/21/1625913/rody-eu-f-you

at a domestic summit in the city he formerly served as mayor, duterte held a live speech wherein he addressed the criticisms he's received from the US and EU regarding his regime. he's quoted as declaring "I read the condemnations of the EU against me, and I will tell them 'forget you,' " then punctuated his message with a smug middle finger.

duterte claims he is railing against the west because of their injustices against the philippines, but if the arms trade is anything to go by, he's clearly burning bridges so the philippines can fall within china's sphere of influence.

caption: the bird in all its glory

[Tactical Nuke]

wait so is he an sjw or is he a Riddler like Annoying Orange

[gr8dayseth]

o boi

[SeventhSandwich]

this is like idiocracy, but instead of the president being a professional wrestler, he's just some dumbass in a soccer shirt

next up we're gonna hear about the Philippines switching their agriculture from water to gatorade

[The Resonte!]

i have to admit that's pretty impressive

[bestguy22]

wait so is he an sjw or is he a Riddler like Annoying Orange

..?

[Ceist]

wait so is he an sjw or is he a Riddler like Annoying Orange

neither he's just a moron who'll be assassinated in a year or so.

[Ragequit]

lmfao

[Nonnel]

this is like idiocracy, but instead of the president being a professional wrestler, he's just some dumbass in a soccer shirt

next up we're gonna hear about the Philippines switching their agriculture from water to gatorade

it's got electrolytes!

[Decepticon]

doing god's work

thanks duterte

[SeventhSandwich]

it's got electrolytes!

I mean, it is what plants crave.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Thanks for the tip guys, im now going to use gatorade for my plants.