Dude there is no way she's still just your BF lol
Well not really considering we made out in her car like last week
Ill take that as a yes then. Why are you such a relentless richard behind a steering wheel?

if your parents are like mine your dad's probably more mad that you didn't call back than you going out. usually my parents don't care what i do (ofc unless it's bad) but once i ignore their authority that's when I'm a dead man
Yeah that was definitely one of the issues.
is your life a sitcom
That leads me to remember another story from a couple days ago that I think Tayasaurus would wanna read. So this one woman was getting pissed as she couldn't get around my car due to traffic, so as soon as the road extended to multiple lanes, she darted around the car on my right side, and then shot across two lanes to cut me off. I wasn't bothered much by it, I just quickly jumped two lanes back over into the lane she started from. As she tried to move back over in my direction, she wasn't watching where she was going and plowed into the back of a truck and got a face full of airbags.
And that's how I was indirectly involved in a car accident and I didn't even have to do any of the crashing.