Weird Gifts you've Received

[phflack]

My grandmother gave me a big bottle of rootbeer to take home, it tasted funny and I looked at the exp date and it said Sep 27 2010. :I

u got pranked brah

I now kind of have the urge to go and buy random food and put it in a closet for a decade, and then start giving it out as gifts
issue is, I don't have space to do things like this, and no idea who I'd give it to in a decade

these pranks take real effort to plan out and execute, unless you happen to have tons of time and grandkids on hand

[Ad Bot]

[Ipquarx]

headcrab zombie/adam gave me "shower with your dad simulator"

w h y

[eboyblue10]

i haven't gotten any weird junk myself but once a box of pears showed up at our doorstep

[sir dooble]

headcrab zombie/adam gave me "shower with your dad simulator"

w h y

He's trying to plant a seed in your mind before he reveals the results of the paternity test.

[Foxscotch]

i haven't gotten any weird junk myself

trust me buddy. yea u do

[sir dooble]

trust me buddy. yea u do

Foxscotch PhD; Resident Junk Inspector.

[Drydess]

Foxscotch PhD; Resident Junk Inspector.

uhm mom i think i need to go to the doctor again...

[ArmyUnit]

i was failing one of the giant claw machines at dave and busters. trying to get the huge alligator. i prob spent like 30 bucks.

some little 12yo kid comes up and gets it first try. and he gives it to me.

i was the happiest guy in town. and it was the saddest day of my life to get a pity toy from a kid. and sad i actually accepted a pity toy from a kid.

this has got to be one of the greatest stories in all of blf

[The Resonte!]

blockland rite

[Drydess]

i was failing one of the giant claw machines at dave and busters. trying to get the huge alligator. i prob spent like 30 bucks.

some little 12yo kid comes up and gets it first try. and he gives it to me.

i was the happiest guy in town. and it was the saddest day of my life to get a pity toy from a kid. and sad i actually accepted a pity toy from a kid.

i didn't see this until army quoted it but this is great

[Lego lad]

u got pranked brah

I now kind of have the urge to go and buy random food and put it in a closet for a decade, and then start giving it out as gifts
issue is, I don't have space to do things like this, and no idea who I'd give it to in a decade

these pranks take real effort to plan out and execute, unless you happen to have tons of time and grandkids on hand

she had it in her cabin, rather than her regular house. She probably had it there for a while and left it there, and forgot it was old

[ReddBoi]

bad rats from rek

[HooperScooper]

socks

[Outland Predator]

2 lemon bars from some kid who's locker was next to mine.

[Drydess]

2 lemon bars from some kid who's locker was next to mine.

i'm jealous, lemon bars are literally the greatest