I just had the biggest stuff of my entire life.

[Jshotgun]

"each push made me weaker, each attempt made me more tired"
didn't have a good first time, op?

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[Willymcmilly]

No, I picked it up with a plastic bag, placed it into another one, double tied it, and threw it outside in our waste bin.

I WASHED MY HANDS FOR 2 MINUTES AFTER, DON'T WORTY.

oh my god

[DodgeViperAcr16]

This may sound insensitive..... but eating popcorn actually does give you some fiber. I personally recommend JollyTime Blast-O-Butter popcorn (it's a yellow-ish box with a purple section rapping around the box).

[XR-7]

"each push made me weaker, each attempt made me more tired"
didn't have a good first time, op?

Gonna have to do a Caesarean section next time

[Drydess]

story is bullstuff

[Pastrey Crust]

What a stuffty situation. I hope this stuff doesn't happen again OP!

[Mr Man]

how many kiloks?

*Courics

[Refticus]

*Courics

https://youtu.be/bczOxg2JoJM?t=8s

[hillkill]

who listens to music whilst on the toilet?

[The Resonte!]

who listens to music whilst on the toilet?

HEAVY METAL TO PUMP YOURSELF UP AND PUMP THE POOP OUT






how wide was the poop

[hillkill]

HEAVY METAL TO PUMP YOURSELF UP AND PUMP THE POOP OUT

would listening to metal get your adrenaline pumping? doesn't adrenaline stop bowel functions?

[The Resonte!]

would listening to metal get your adrenaline pumping? doesn't adrenaline stop bowel functions?

it probably will but you gotta CONVERT THAT ADRENALINE SO YOUR star fish GROWS MUSCLES

[cooolguy32]

Ew

[JBlitz404]

story is bullstuff

bullstuff

I can't tell if this is a joke or not.

[SeventhSandwich]

so we've transitioned into literal stuffposting