if you were a real organism, what organism would you be?

[Sheepocalypse]

A thylacine

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[TableSalt]

actually forget being salmon im gonna be a new strain of hiv

[News]

BALD EAGLE
THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE

[Katadeus]

An otter

[Malleo100]

A jew

[dr_pepper]

BALD EAGLE
THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE

The free choice.

[Frequency]

mewtwo

[sir dooble]

I like to think I'd be an African Elephant of some sort, as they're lovely creatures.
But, they have a tough life these days because of humans, so that puts me off.

I guess my other choice would to be a bird of prey. I think I'd be a Red Kite. They're protected at least, and they do make people happy to see (or maybe that's just me).

[Notorious B.I.G.]

Bald Eagle for America

[Rockinboy2000]

NyQuil™ Cold & Flu Nighttime Relief, 500$ and a handgun

[Trogtor]

a freakin gorilla dude

[Tayasaurus]

A Megalodon

[Rigel]

I'd be a raven, so I'd live longer and can talk to people, and can even stuff on people without consequence!

[Pastrey Crust]

Probably a fox.

[Juncoph]

actually forget being salmon im gonna be a new strain of hiv

HIV is not an animal