Super Stick: The RNG Game [PUPER PLICK'S SURPRISE]

[bobbygordon4]

I said for Doomguy to use the berserk power-up, not shoot them like a baby. Guns are for wussies. Have him attack but using chainsaw so that they drop a ton of extra ammo.

[Ad Bot]

[TableSalt]

Get MAD.

[Superfun909]

Shoot em' up with the horse ray, then ride them into eachother.

[ZeÜberMedic!]

fire a laser smg at the enemys

[failbros2]

Slap them.

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 5!
You sent in a phaser to shoot the aliens. 150 damage inflicted on each alien.

bobbygordon4 rolls a 3!
You tried to tell Doomguy what to do... but he's gone! He's being dragged out the window by a large vine and is gone outside. Two seconds later, blood leaks down from outside the window, indicating that something has eaten and killed him. WARNING! Do not look out the window or you'll suffer the same fate!

TableSalt rolls a 7!
You get MAD. Your damage has increased!

Superfun909 rolls a 4!
You shot a horse ray at the three aliens. You then rode them into eachother. 35 damage inflicted on each alien! They then shortly turn back into real aliens.

ZeUberMedic! rolls a 4!
You fired a laser SMG 10 times at the aliens, dealing 3 damage each hit! 30 damage inflicted!

failbros2 rolls a 3!
You lightly slapped Klaxor. 1 damage inflicted!

ZORBUS HP: 132.
KLAXOR HP: 131.
HALIEGH HP: 132.

Players HP:
CRITAWAKETS: 4/4.
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
TableSalt: 4/4. (DAMAGE INCREASE)
Superfun909: 4/4.
ZeUberMedic!: 3/4.
failbros2: 4/4.

WARNING TO ALL PLAYERS: Do not look outside the window! That monster might eat you too!

[bobbygordon4]

Rip Doomguy.
Shove a metal pole through Zorbus's throat.

[TableSalt]

Glare out of the window and be ready to slice the vine with a machete.

[CRITAWAKETS]

Get a M.A.D missile launcher from G.O.R.T to shoot the aliens.

[Marios]

Throw a frag grenade on them.

[Space1255]

I look out the window. I lunge at the monster and unleash a kick at its head.

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

I look out the window. I lunge at the monster and unleash a kick at its head.

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Space1255 rolls a 1!
You tried to use the Aether to burn the UB-5000, but you instead catch on fire! DEAD

[Nix the Glaceon]

plaster an image of parrot grass on the window

and then hit the aliens over the head with an NES cartridge

[Dark Blockland Guard 2]

bobbygordon4 rolls a 5!
You shoved a metal pole into Zorbus's throat, damaging it. However, the alien species that Zorbus, Klaxor, and Haliegh are, have three throats, so 60 damage inflicted!

TableSalt rolls a 2!
You tried to slice the monster with a machete. Violent beating sounds can be heard outside. The monster throws you back into the school, badly beaten up and bruised. 1/4 Hearts!

CRITAWAKETS rolls a 4!
You get a missile launcher and shoot the aliens! 44 damage inflicted!

Marios rolls a 3!
You threw a frag grenade, but it accidentally goes out the window. The grenade explodes without hurting anybody.

Space1255 rolls a 0!
You're still dead, kiddo.

Nix The Glaceon rolls a 4!
You put an image of a parrot grass on the window. The monster viciously attacks it. You then smacked the aliens on the heads with NES cartridges. 25 damage inflicted!

ZORBUS HP: 3.
KLAXOR HP: 2.
HALIEGH HP: 3.

PLAYERS HP:
bobbygordon4: 4/4.
TableSalt: 1/4.
CRITAWAKETS: 4/4.
Marios: 4/4.
Space1255: DEAD.
Nix The Glaceon: 4/4.

[TableSalt]

WALK IT OFF AND JUMP BACK OUT THERE WITH A CHAINSAW AAAAAAAA