Poll

Which ones better

Left Twix
13 (44.8%)
Right Twix
16 (55.2%)

Total Members Voted: 29

Author Topic: Whats better left twix or right twix  (Read 1428 times)

I think right twix is better

I have audio clips of right twix saying VICIOUS and DISGUSTING remarks about women, if you don't support left twix you're a tribal.

i don't give a forget, i just shove the entire candy bar into my mouth
including the wrapper


I have audio clips of right twix saying VICIOUS and DISGUSTING remarks about women, if you don't support left twix you're a tribal.
do you mean this twix or this twix

i don't give a forget, i just shove the entire candy bar into my mouth
including the wrapper

red, why'd you get banned again


also, the wrapper gives it extra flavortm

red, why'd you get banned again


also, the wrapper gives it extra flavortm

I went in to change something and I forgot I was still logged in lol

oh good
i thought i'd have to tell mom again

hmm well right twix does cascade caramel on cookie while left twix just flows caramel on cookie, and right twix cloaks in chocolate but left twix just bathes in chocolate
i think the answer is obvious

the side you choose also reveals your political compass

I have audio clips of right twix saying VICIOUS and DISGUSTING remarks about women, if you don't support left twix you're a tribal.
well i have footage of left twix speaking APPALLING and BARBARIC assertions of african americans, if you don't favor right twix you're a loveist.

right twix

any twix that isnt right twix is wrong twix

It's unlikely that this letter will win me many friends or even garner much attention. However, writing it is the only way I know to get people to sign a petition to limit Right Twix's ability to cause trouble. Unless you share my view that Right Twix should find Dorothy and Toto, skip down the yellow-brick road, get a brain from the Wizard, and learn how not to acquire public acceptance of its disloyal stances, there's no need for you to hear me further. An armed revolt against Right Twix is morally justified. However, I profess that it is not yet strategically justified. Nobody wants Right Twix to erect a shrine of antinomianism, but Right Twix insists on doing it anyway.

Right Twix's strictures all stem from one, simple, faulty premise, that the rule of law should give way to the rule of brutality and bribery. I can't predict the future, but I do know this: I feel sorry for Right Twix's nemeses. Right Twix demonizes them relentlessly, typically reciting a laundry list of character faults and random insults without an intelligible word about the substance of what they have to say. I guess that shows that Right Twix has boasted publicly that it intends to waste our time and money. It's one thing for such toxic ideas to be conceived in the clandestine meeting places of international terror organizations but quite another for them to be promoted as Right Twix has, out in the open. This development lends credence to my claim that prudence is no vice. Cowardice—especially Right Twix's whiney form of it—is.

Before I move on, I just want to state once more that Right Twix believes that it's okay for it to indulge its every whim and lust without regard for anyone else or for society as a whole. That's just wrong. It further believes that it's okay to create problems that our grandchildren will have to live with. Wrong again! Right Twix keeps talking about the importance of its cause. As far as I can tell, its “cause” is to unleash the forces of colonialism upon an unsuspecting populace. It deeply believes—and wants us to believe as well—that its cause is just, that it's moral, and that the world will love it for promoting it. In reality, if we don't remove the Right Twix threat now, it will bite us in our backside one day. In a nutshell, Right Twix's strategy is make people feel so frustrated, so defeated, so lost, so futureless in the prevailing system that they are willing to take a chance and let Right Twix ensure that all of the news we receive is filtered through a narrow ideological prism in hopes that letting Right Twix do such a thing may actually improve society.


tl;dr: LEFT is better
« Last Edit: October 19, 2016, 07:14:23 PM by Twix »

the right twix cause they support Annoying Orange