Author Topic: how do i find cults in my local area (Read 2000 times)

Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph · October 19, 2016, 09:37:49 PM

i wish to join one so i can be accepted as a person

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hodot · October 19, 2016, 09:39:06 PM

just look up your local branch of Hare Krishna and you'll be on your way

e-maxx · October 19, 2016, 09:39:14 PM

ask around

Drydess · October 19, 2016, 09:39:42 PM

just get a plow and start your life of farming and cultivating

Poliwhirl · October 19, 2016, 09:58:57 PM

step 1. goat blood
step 2. candles
step 3. sacrifical knife
step 4. human kidney

they'll come

Freek · October 19, 2016, 10:01:48 PM

join mine

Remurr · October 19, 2016, 10:04:12 PM

make yourself known as an occultist and you'll attract the attention

source: me, i practice the occult and a love cult once hit me up but i respectfully declined i'm serious btw

Foxscotch · October 19, 2016, 10:11:34 PM

make your own

The Resonte! · October 19, 2016, 10:27:43 PM

summon them via cult ritual

Swholli · October 19, 2016, 10:29:31 PM

guys we should start a cult

Steve5451� · October 19, 2016, 10:36:28 PM

You could always join the kool kids klub. 800-293-5781

-Dave · October 20, 2016, 12:06:15 AM

Illuminati

Maxwell. · October 20, 2016, 12:08:13 AM

join my cult

Refticus · October 20, 2016, 01:14:44 AM

drag people into your rune to recruit them. you'll need to make the rune out of your blood and you'll also require a second cultist.

IsaacKronenFaust · October 20, 2016, 01:31:03 AM