Author Topic: Halloween stories thread!  (Read 1324 times)

car hook hand hook car... hook car hand hook car door?

i can't remember what it was

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road.

he turn to his girl and say:

"baby, i love you very much"

"what is it honey?"

"our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."

"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen."

"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

i stepped outside my house

I was at my friend Zadiah's house this morning and she asked for my richard size for no reason.

Apparently out of all the dude's she asked I was only one who proved it.