I paid for a man to feel my arse and ruin my back.

[carolcat]

did your friend get fondled?

[Ad Bot]

[Foxscotch]

for a person like mcjob i'd expect them to stick their head in his ass

no, that's where his own head goes

[Drydess]

no, that's where his own head goes

why not both

[Trogtor]

if i ever get a massage ya better bring out the ladies i ain't lettin no man touch me miss me wit that gay stuff bruh

[Kevso]

if i ever get a massage ya better bring out the ladies i ain't lettin no man touch me miss me wit that gay stuff bruh

This

[Ragequit]

its standard procedure to slip in a finger or two to help reduce tension in the brown town cavity. sounds like you got off easy

if hes real he'll lick the stuff off his finger like barbecue sauce

[Juncoph]

no, that's where his own head goes

this is coming from foxscotch lol

[carolcat]

if i ever get a massage ya better bring out the ladies i ain't lettin no man touch me miss me wit that gay stuff bruh

if i were a masseuse i'd rather only work on female customers because you'll always have those dudes who will think you're flirting with them if you so much as smile at them or, yknow, do ur job

[Mr Man]

Next time get someone to feel your back and ruin your arse

[Refticus]

i've never understood massages where they press super loving hard on your bones.
i can do that myself by slamming my back onto the edge of my door for less money.

honestly tho you might of been raped or scammed mcjob

[Maxwell.]

fyi I would've done this for free and without breaking your back

[Tezuni 2.0]

did you get a happy ending 

[Muzzles56]