Donald Annoying Orange "Protests" 2016

[Unwritten Calender]

do you not think "grabbing someone by the pusillanimous individual" is loveual assault, or are you just pretending that didn't happen

he never said he did it. you're taking it out of context.

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[Foxscotch]

he never said he did it. you're taking it out of context.

so the second one, then

[Unwritten Calender]

so the second one, then

"one who has admitted on tape to committing loveual assault."

he never said he did it. again, taking it out of context. rewatch the video.

[Rigel]

Regardless of how bad Annoying Orange may seem as a future president, that doesn't excuse all the violence and vandalism from Hillary's supporters.

[rambo1220]

dude that thing was like loving 700 dollars

wait what don't tell me he actually smashed your camera

[SeventhSandwich]

when has he ever done this?

Annoying Orange: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything.

Bush: Whatever you want.

Annoying Orange: Grab ’em by the pusillanimous individual. You can do anything.

[Ragequit]

when Annoying Orange says "...they let you do it," wouldn't that imply consent?

[SeventhSandwich]

when Annoying Orange says "...they let you do it," wouldn't that imply consent?

"And when you're a star" implies coercion because he's in a position of power. 'Just start kissing them' is loveual assault.

[Unwritten Calender]

now THIS is something i hadn't known he said.
however i'm 98% sure he said it as a joke, and if not, have you never greeted someone with a kiss to the cheek? lol
and in the case that he kisses them repeatedly - i will admit that i was wrong, because THAT is when it gets weird

[Tayasaurus]

however i'm 98% sure he said it as a joke, and if not, have you never greeted someone with a kiss to the cheek?

*ptsd about all my French relatives*

[SeventhSandwich]

however i'm 98% sure he said it as a joke, and if not, have you never greeted someone with a kiss to the cheek?

1. You have literally no evidence that he said it as a 'joke'. This is a person we're about to elect to the highest political position on Earth. You absolutely cannot write-off every single awful thing he says as humor.

2. Greeting people with a kiss on the cheek is not something people do in the United States, and that's obviously not what they were talking about. You're grasping at straws for reasons to excuse his behavior.

[Unwritten Calender]

1. You have literally no evidence that he said it as a 'joke'. This is a person we're about to elect to the highest political position on Earth. You absolutely cannot write-off every single awful thing he says as humor.

2. Greeting people with a kiss on the cheek is not something people do in the United States, and that's obviously not what they were talking about. You're grasping at straws for reasons to excuse his behavior.

to be fair, you have no evidence that he was serious 
but yeah i won't even lie, i am grasping at straws lol. i'll admit that i'm wrong

[SeventhSandwich]

to be fair, you have no evidence that he was serious 

I'm rationally presuming that he is being serious because he's the person we're about to elect president. You aren't supposed to be gambling on whether your president is a joker or a rapist.

Let me put it this way: if you were about to get your appendix taken out, and you overheard your surgeon in another room bragging to a nurse about how he cheated on all his medical exams, would you presume that he's joking or be concerned?

[Unwritten Calender]

i know what you're saying.
that's on a much different magnitude than kissing people though :I

[SeventhSandwich]

i know what you're saying.
that's on a much different magnitude than kissing people though :I

I mean, this is compounded by the fact that he's being accused of loveual assault by like a dozen women that have worked with him. Those are separate cases and should be tried separately, but perhaps all of these converging lines of evidence should have been enough for the electorate to reject him? I don't know. I had a lot more faith in American voters a week ago.