The not-so-serious Zombie Apocalypse: A BLF Forum Game with GMod #DeadThread

[Drydess]

eat the zombie

[Ad Bot]

[BLockyBuildingBro]

eat the zombie

You, for some odd reason, begin to devour the corpse at your feet.

The zombie, being incapable of emotion/reaction, is still lumbering torwards you

YOU HAVE CONTRACTED: ZOMBIE CONSUMPTION FLU
STRENGTH & FITNESS WEAKENED
(you're lucky it wasn't a healthy enough zombie to transfer the zombie virus through consumption)

[Marios]

Shank that other zombie while you still can.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Shank that other zombie while you still can.

SHANK

You managed to pin it in the head. looks like your savageness went up from the zombie flesh. it'll wear off soon. You currently have the "Terrifying Prescence" perk from the flesh. you  shant need it, as nobody is around.

Only thing left to do is...

Get out
Oh yeah I forgot you got 35 Melee points. 30 + 5 for style

[tber123]

Out the door we go

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Out the door we go

forget! the door is boarded shut!
there's gotta be something in the warehouse-ish place you're in to break it down, hopefully.

[Space1255]

There's is something you can use to break it down:
Your legs

[BLockyBuildingBro]

There's is something you can use to break it down:
Your legs

you go torwards the boarded door, and bring your knee up...


and....


WHACK


lovingstuffthathurtlikeamotherforgeter

you unfortunately, lack the strength to kick a boarded door down, or even dent the metal.

Try looking for items that could aid you in this attempt

[NotBomberguy]

OT : throw cans at the door

[Refticus]

forget the door into submission

[rambo1220]

forget the door into submission

[BLockyBuildingBro]

OT : throw cans at the door

(Insert water bottle flip joke here)


Well, looks like there's only one thing to do now...

give u-

forget the door into submission

WOAH THERE!
it's funny how I wanted this to be a serious game. welp, looks like I should've said it in the first place

[Marios]

it's funny how I wanted this to be a serious game. welp, looks like I should've said it in the first place

You always had the choice to deconstruct humping metal doors in a serious way like you did with eating zombie flesh, but alright...

[Total Logic]

There's a pistol on the shelf, try using that to shoot off the boards?

[BLockyBuildingBro]

There's a pistol on the shelf, try using that to shoot off the boards?

Finally! Someone using their eyeballs!
y'all supposed to be observing everything. there is a lotta stuff on that shelf, including a Pistol, "Lucy" (Barbed Bat), and a NVidia GTX to sell for cash money at your local (or far away) trader camp.

I'll give em to you, as this is just the beginning tutorial level. there is still a journey to come soon.
YOU HAVE AQQUIRED:
Colt .1911
A standard pistol. perfect for any occasion
Worth - 50$

NVidia GTX
Holy stuff these are rare. you have no use for it however, unless you have a compatible computer. they're worth upwards of 200$ in this wasteland
Worth - 200$

"Lucy"
HOO DOGGIE WE GONNA HAVE SOME ZOMBIE SMASHIN forgetIN' FUN THIS stuff IS AWESOME. LOOK AT THIS loveY ASS BAT. LET'S SEE YA TRY TO WITHSTAND ONE BLOW FROM IT, stuffBAGS!
Worth - 500$
Proficient against: Asian main characters
Chaotic Neutral Weapon