ITT: we make nerdy pick-up lines (must be this nerdy to pass)

[Drydess]

i may be dry but you make me wet

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

i hope your panties are crusty because mine are

do you know how autistic and confident a nerd would have to be to even consider saying these things to another human being

[Buzzwaker!]

im a buzz and im about to whack your snatch

[Lego lad]

buzz isnt nerdy enough he stays single

[News]

hey girl are you a school
cause i want to shoot kids inside of you

[joe411]

me too, thanks

[Buzzwaker!]

buzz isnt nerdy enough he stays single

excuse me for not trying to be a nerd, its hard

[Daswiruch]

excuse me for not trying to be a nerd, its hard

well this thread is called "itt: we make nerdy pick-up lines"

[Frequency]

hey girl are you a school
cause i want to shoot kids inside of you

DUDE

[Buzzwaker!]

well this thread is called "itt: we make nerdy pick-up lines"

schools shooting arent cool

[Lego lad]

hey baby are you good at math BECAUSE YOU'RE A PROBLEM

[bestguy22]

want to suck on my pensi

[[FUG] Nukedude]

do you want to commence the action in which I stick the male phallus into the female reproduction system with swift motion

[Ipquarx]

"hey can you pass me the external drive"
"oh, you want the D:/ ? I'll give you the D."

[Nix the Glaceon]

why don't you dock yer cupola modules with my space station :^)